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    WellHung Black Hole
    Sup?
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    My transmission died last weekend...$3000 for a new one, fortunately it's got 100,000 mile drive train warranty...it's done 94,000...dat's a score.
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    I just hate driving around in this stupid little rental...being an aggressive driver I use my horn many times during my commute and this fucking thing sounds like a hamster squeaking...it's laughable when you're trying to send a 'GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY MOTHERFUCKER!" honk at someone and it comes out as "excuse me! would you please move over!"
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Walking my waifu to the train station then i'm gonna use a coupon and get a small coffee and listen to a podcast when I get home

    http://www.noagendashow.com/
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I just hate driving around in this stupid little rental…being an aggressive driver I use my horn many times during my commute



    You should use your middle finger and an open window while screaming "Get the fuck out of my way, you stupid fucking jack-off! Where did you learn how to drive...Sears Easy Method?"
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My transmission died last weekend…$3000 for a new one, fortunately it's got 100,000 mile drive train warranty…it's done 94,000…dat's a score.

    Timing is everything, my friend... 6000 miles separated real bad bews from a blessing.
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    That should be bews from a nlessing.
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    Originally posted by stl1 You should use your middle finger and an open window while screaming "Get the fuck out of my way, you stupid fucking jack-off! Where did you learn how to drive…Sears Easy Method?"

    The middle finger thing doesn't have much impact on me...not really used much in England so I don't really "recognize" it as a valuable insult to either give or receive.
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    Originally posted by WellHung Timing is everything, my friend… 6000 miles separated real bad bews from a blessing.

    Indeed.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    folks?
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The middle finger thing doesn't have much impact on me…not really used much in England so I don't really "recognize" it as a valuable insult to either give or receive.

    I mean feel free to culturally appropriate that one. You know an American so it's cool. But I definitely think we got you beat on that faggy two finger thing y'all got.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by blaster master Yeah, I've been having tranny troubles for about six months myself.



    Originally posted by Ghost Walking my waifu to the train station then i'm gonna use a coupon and get a small coffee and listen to a podcast when I get home

    http://www.noagendashow.com/

    kek
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The middle finger thing doesn't have much impact on me…not really used much in England so I don't really "recognize" it as a valuable insult to either give or receive.

    you guys use the two fingers thing? I always thought that was just played up in movies and stuff
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    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The middle finger thing doesn't have much impact on me…not really used much in England so I don't really "recognize" it as a valuable insult to either give or receive.

    Maybe use an up yours fist out the window? Heck, maybe hook a date outa the rage gesture .... 😝

    Or a bullet in the .... never mind. Bad advice.
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    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    It’s the big R day for me ... it’s very strange to be so nervous, a little sad, relieved, blessed and excited all at once. I think this must be similar to breaking up with a long time bad relationship and being asked to marry your soul mate all in the same day.

    I’m a balla’ Hahaha. Wow. Woohoo
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Rape day?
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    Originally posted by aldra you guys use the two fingers thing? I always thought that was just played up in movies and stuff

    Yes, pussies are bigger in Europe so it takes 2.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    folks???
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