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Do girls eyeball guys junk like guys do ass & titties?

  1. #1
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Do girls ever look at and wonder what a guys junk looks like or how big it is?
  2. #2
    🐿 African Astronaut
    No. But i do eyeball girl ass and titties.
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    HTS highlight reel


    Ehhhh...
  4. #4
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    They do but they lie about it so they are evil liars lying.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    they lie about every damn thing LMRAO
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    admins a fag
  7. #7
    🐿 African Astronaut
    RIGHT?
  8. #8
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS

    Ehhhh…

    Is that a 🍌 in your pocket or are you 😀 to see me?
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Item 9 Is that a 🍌 in your pocket or are you 😀 to see me?

    both
  10. #10
    Madman African Astronaut
    Don't you dare look at my dick jedi WHORES!
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Do we ever!! 😉
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Item 9 Do girls ever look at and wonder what a guys junk looks like or how big it is?

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Girls always stare at me especially when I have my cute rabbit ear toque. When they glance at me I look into their eyes and smile which probably makes them nervous that a cute guy notices them staring.

    Little girls say things to me sometime, I was in line for coffee and this cute 7 year old girl walked up to me and said "Why do you have that on your head mister?" and I said because it's comfy and looks cool and shot her a sly wink.

    Also old grandmas like to flirt with me
  14. #14
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Only bulge bishes lookin at is your wallet
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    Originally posted by Ghost Little girls say things to me sometime, I was in line for coffee and this cute 7 year old girl walked up to me and said "Why do you have that on your head mister?" and I said DID YOUR FUCKING PARENTS NOT TEACH YOU NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS, ESPECIALLY FUCKING WEIRD LOOKING ONES LIKE ME…JESUS I SHOULD ABDUCT AND RAPE YOUR STUPID ASS!!!

    Fixed for reality.
  16. #16
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    I remembered seeing this a few months ago and was about to post it. you beat me to it. how funny.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by SpaceCakes I remembered seeing this a few months ago and was about to post it. you beat me to it. how funny.

    You've ever caught a girl checking your stuff out??
  18. #18
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee You've ever caught a girl checking your stuff out??

    When I was a younger office worker. Women were big flits. "It's the pleats" lol. -Ron Burgandy

    going back to High-school days, young ladies were a little more open. they would cat call guys (when in numbers) just like guys would. not as much. they wouldn't point out bulge though.. more like a Man's ass. but jean-bulge is what they would oggle.

    the #metoo generation is too complicated. it's ok, wait no it's not ok


    Slacks are better wear for several reasons. it exaggerates the good parts.
  19. #19
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fixed for reality.

    Wow, don't let this guy near kids
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Ghost Wow, don't let this guy near kids

    Or anyone adult male who wears rabbit ears in public.
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