Jacking off during a haircut

1. 2016-09-24 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Has anyone ever thought about jacking off under that little apron thing while someone was cutting your hair?
   
   I was being my hair cut today and I thought, "I could totally get away with that" but didn't try. Anyone else?
   
   Also my hairdresser was like four feet tall. I was almost still taller sitting in one of those weird little chairs at haircutting places.
   
   (Also why the fuck do I have to log in like ten times before it sticks now, and as soon as I load another page I'm logged out again? Like when I log in and it reloads the page, I'm still not logged in. Anyone else?)
2. 2016-09-24 at 8:22 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What the fuck did you do to this site Lanny? I can't edit this shit now and it was formatted when I posted it
3. 2016-09-24 at 9:17 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No, but I have thought about pitching a tent while some chicks cutting my hair, lol.
4. 2016-09-24 at 11:38 PM UTC

   #4
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   when the dentist prass her boob in ur face wat do u do
5. 2016-09-24 at 11:42 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That's fucking hillareous. Last haircut I got the girl kept pressing her tits against my back.
6. 2016-09-25 at 1:16 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   I had the same sign in problem
   
   But yeah haircuts are basically non-nude lap dances, if I'd get away with it I'd spooge all over the inside of that apron.
7. 2016-09-25 at 1:51 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   when the dentist prass her boob in ur face wat do u do

   
   

   That's fucking hillareous. Last haircut I got the girl kept pressing her tits against my back.

   
   
   
8. 2016-09-25 at 4:08 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Holy shit I stay signed in now and can edit again
   
   Thanks Lan Lan