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The moon doesn't exist

  1. #1
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Prove me wrong
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Prove me wrong

    you're wrong and you know it or you wouldn't have had to ask to be proved anything -----.you're welcome
  3. #3
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer you're wrong and you know it or you wouldn't have had to ask to be proved anything —–.you're welcome

    When you think you're not wrong is precisely when you should check to see if you're wrong.
  4. #4
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    It’s also been speculated the Moon is not even a moon at all, but a spaceship of sorts, or massive satellite, placed very specifically, for a very specific purpose. There’s good reason for this claim. The Moon just doesn’t make sense! First of all, it’s too big. It’s about 1/4th the Earth’s size. Most moons are much smaller. Just to give you an idea, the moon is about 1 percent the mass of Earth, while the combined mass of all the moons of the outer planets is no more than one tenth of one percent of their parent planets.

    Secondly, the Moon just does not seem natural, it’s too perfect. The fact that an eclipse is even possible is mind boggling. Yet, nobody questions it. The Moon‘s shape, distance from the sun, and position in the sky is precise enough to cover the sun exactly. No where else in the solar system does this occur.

    The Moon’s orbit is also odd. It’s almost a perfect circle and the Moon never rotates in it. And this is not even the weirdest thing of all! Some say there is proof of the Moon being hollow! They say this could explain why the Moon rang like a bell during moonquakes recorded during the Apollo missions as well as craters that seem too shallow. So what’s inside of it? Or maybe a better question is who.

    The theory goes that maybe the Moon is a false light we follow after we die. We’ve been programmed to ‘go towards the light’. Kind of like a moth attracted to a bug zapper. Once we’re there we’re then met by extraterrestrial beings who deceive us into reincarnating again. And again. And again.

    Supposedly, they do this because they need to. They trap us in this false reality so we might suffer and produce the type of energy they feed on. This is where rituals, sacrifice, war, and many other things of the like come into play. But the good news is, they literally NEED us.
  5. #5
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe It’s also been speculated the Moon is not even a moon at all, but a spaceship of sorts, or massive satellite, placed very specifically, for a very specific purpose. There’s good reason for this claim. The Moon just doesn’t make sense! First of all, it’s too big. It’s about 1/4th the Earth’s size. Most moons are much smaller. Just to give you an idea, the moon is about 1 percent the mass of Earth, while the combined mass of all the moons of the outer planets is no more than one tenth of one percent of their parent planets.

    Secondly, the Moon just does not seem natural, it’s too perfect. The fact that an eclipse is even possible is mind boggling. Yet, nobody questions it. The Moon‘s shape, distance from the sun, and position in the sky is precise enough to cover the sun exactly. No where else in the solar system does this occur.

    The Moon’s orbit is also odd. It’s almost a perfect circle and the Moon never rotates in it. And this is not even the weirdest thing of all! Some say there is proof of the Moon being hollow! They say this could explain why the Moon rang like a bell during moonquakes recorded during the Apollo missions as well as craters that seem too shallow. So what’s inside of it? Or maybe a better question is who.

    The theory goes that maybe the Moon is a false light we follow after we die. We’ve been programmed to ‘go towards the light’. Kind of like a moth attracted to a bug zapper. Once we’re there we’re then met by extraterrestrial beings who deceive us into reincarnating again. And again. And again.

    Supposedly, they do this because they need to. They trap us in this false reality so we might suffer and produce the type of energy they feed on. This is where rituals, sacrifice, war, and many other things of the like come into play. But the good news is, they literally NEED us.

    This is all disinformation, the moon doesn't exist.
  6. #6
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    If you shoot the moon with a sniper rifle it gets smaller so that proves it exists.
  7. #7
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    It's real, I have been there. I left my shoe. If we ever go back I want my shoe.
  8. #8
    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    The moon and the nation of Saudi Arabia are the same place. If you look a it through a sufficiently powerful telescope, which you can build yourself clandestinely (telescopes aren't sold the public) you can see arabs driving around in sand buggies and even the kabah.
  9. #9
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life The moon and the nation of Saudi Arabia are the same place. If you look a it through a sufficiently powerful telescope, which you can build yourself clandestinely (telescopes aren't sold the public) you can see arabs driving around in sand buggies and even the kabah.

    The moon does not exist. I have never seen any evidence of its existence. I'm not even sure what a moon is.
  10. #10
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    I’m posting from the moon right now

    Here’s pruff

  11. #11
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by UNSUB I’m posting from the moon right now

    Here’s pruff


    This photo was taken from Finland
  12. #12
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 This photo was taken from Finland

    Nope

    Moon
  13. #13
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by UNSUB Nope

    Moon

    Prove it
  14. #14
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Look out your window at the moon

    See that guy wavin? Well it’s me


    BOOM
  15. #15
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by UNSUB Look out your window at the moon

    See that guy wavin? Well it’s me


    BOOM

    Bring my shoe back.
  16. #16
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Originally posted by Erekshun Bring my shoe back.

    I’m on it bro
  17. #17
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by UNSUB Look out your window at the moon

    See that guy wavin? Well it’s me


    BOOM

    Nope. Still no moon or guy.
  18. #18
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    I got erekshuns shoe so therefore I win


    Plus just recently added

    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Malice was the moon, confirmed

    Your words the moon had to exsist to be past tense
  19. #19
    omn5;pvl Houston
    Zok is a nigger
  20. #20
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by omn5;pvl Pakistan doesn't exist

    True, just like the moon, which is false.
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