Miss Teen Illinois - the reason why jedis should stay out of beauty pageants.

1. 2015-08-21 at 9:57 PM UTC

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   Iron John Houston
   Meagan Reisner, Miss Teen Illinois:
   
   
2. 2015-08-21 at 10:03 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Good God she's hideous.
3. 2015-08-21 at 10:06 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I see your point John but I think she's not 100% jedi look at the eye color.
   
   To be absolutely sure we should also have her skull measured.
   http://www.scrapbookpages.com/Hartheim/exhibits03.html
   
4. 2015-08-21 at 10:08 PM UTC

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   Iron John Houston
   Very few jedis are 100% jedi, but she definitely mostly jedi, and maybe she is wearing colored contacts.
5. 2015-08-21 at 10:11 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Someone get miss yom kippur out of my sight.
6. 2015-08-21 at 10:12 PM UTC

   #6
   Iron John Houston
   Some of the girls she will be competing against for the Miss Teen USA title:
   
   This one is from my neck of the woods....
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
7. 2015-08-21 at 10:15 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Miss Massachusetts looks ok i guess.
8. 2015-08-21 at 10:41 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   some jedi chicks are pretty hott bro
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzN2D_4VbIw
9. 2015-08-21 at 10:43 PM UTC

   #9
   Iron John Houston

   some jedi chicks are pretty hott bro

   
   I'm not a race-mixer.
10. 2015-08-21 at 10:47 PM UTC

    #10
    Iron John Houston
    Miss Utah looks like a maneater:
    
    
    
11. 2015-08-21 at 11:24 PM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Very few jedis are 100% jedi, but she definitely mostly jedi, and maybe she is wearing colored contacts.

    
    The hook nose ugh,that kills it.
12. 2015-08-21 at 11:59 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They all look like the same damn person, except the first one
13. 2015-08-22 at 12:35 AM UTC

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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    gahd damn ms. kentucky is the best one
14. 2015-08-22 at 1:15 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol, you guys obviously havent been to Illinois. The women there actually are all that ugly.
15. 2015-08-22 at 1:38 AM UTC

    #15
    Iron John Houston

    Lol, you guys obviously havent been to Illinois. The women there actually are all that ugly.

    I lost my virginity to a woman from Illinois.
    She wasn't bad looking - no where near jedi ugly.
    
16. 2015-08-22 at 1:44 AM UTC

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    The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
    cloning machines with gene microdeletions
17. 2015-08-22 at 2:13 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Massachusetts has my vote. What's with those bikini tops though? I guess I get that there's a ruffly things to sits over the top of the basic bikini but in most of those pics the ruffly thing makes it look like they're wearing a clumpy wrinkly over-sized bikini top and it's just REALLY UNBECOMING, if you will. Dang.
18. 2015-08-22 at 2:35 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    All that platinum blonde
    All that lost water weight
    
    Man, pass on all dem hos
19. 2015-08-22 at 5:02 AM UTC

    #19
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Good god humans are hideous creatures.
20. 2015-08-22 at 5:53 AM UTC

    #20
    NSA Yung Blood
    WTF
    
    They all look 30.