Cats are demons

1. 2019-01-12 at 2:46 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Loing African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala Can you imagine your butthole being constantly exposed and viewable at all times?

   
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2. 2019-01-12 at 2:50 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Loing African Astronaut
   By the way, ohfrala, serious offer: I got a $20 visa prepaid card that I have no use for.
   
   I will snap a photo, you can use it online or whatever. But you have to PM me 1 pic of your face and 1 of yourself topless. I promise, it won't get out.
   
   Easiest $20 you ever made, 2 minute job.
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3. 2019-01-12 at 2:51 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Loing African Astronaut
   I'm not negotiating* or having a witty back and forth, you want to do it, PM me the materials, if not then don't do it, either way don't waste my time.
4. 2019-01-12 at 2:52 AM UTC

   #24
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   the way you phrase that request makes it seem like you've got some sort of identity theft scam set up that requires a topless picture
5. 2019-01-12 at 2:52 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   I know, it was very specific.
6. 2019-01-12 at 2:53 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Loing African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra the way you phrase that request makes it seem like you've got some sort of identity theft scam set up that requires a topless picture

   
   The millionaire I'm catfishing won't find out I'm a man until the 3rd date.
   
   But then it will be too late.
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7. 2019-01-12 at 2:54 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Loing African Astronaut
   For real tho, my friend gave me this as a jedi-O-ween gift but I literally can't be fucked to activate it
8. 2019-01-12 at 2:55 AM UTC

   #28
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I think I have HandOfZek's pictures saved somewhere if you ever want to see what Kurt Cobain would look like with breast implants
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   • Loing
9. 2019-01-12 at 2:55 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life kk. It's a fair complaint, but by now I'm past the naieve, childish, alt-right stage that considered encouraging others who were just like me to have a family as being some sort of moral good in the hopes they'd defect, and have accepted that the fewer people like me (high IQ, similar genetics etc) that have a family the better for me and mine.

   
   You don’t strike me as an emotionally stable person, as someone who is self-sustaining, happy, or in control, nor do you seem like someone who should be raising kids.
   
   If you do have children, I just have this sneaking suspicion that they will end up with an alcoholic father that they hate. I hope that’s not the case, but you certainly seem like a train wreck from the interaction I’ve had with you.
   
   Wherever your life takes you, good luck, and I hope you find whatever it is you’re so desperately searching for.
10. 2019-01-12 at 2:56 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Loing African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra I think I have HandOfZek's pictures saved somewhere if you ever want to see what Kurt Cobain would look like with breast implants

    
    I had almost purged zek from my memory. Thanks for defragging that almost dead drive man.
11. 2019-01-12 at 2:56 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Loing The millionaire I'm catfishing won't find out I'm a man until the 3rd date.
    
    But then it will be too late.

    
    If there’s a millionaire involved I want more than $20.
12. 2019-01-12 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #32
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]

    Originally posted by aldra I once read about a design studio or something that kept one around as a mascot
    
    as it turns out, hairless cats leave butthole pucker marks on anything smooth they sit on so the work experience kid had to spend half the day wiping up cat butthole imprints

    
    Lol
13. 2019-01-12 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra I can imagine yours

    
    What, do you think I just walk around like a hairless cat all the time?
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    • Mewsik
14. 2019-01-12 at 3:01 AM UTC

    #34
    

    Loing African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala If there’s a millionaire involved I want more than $20.

    
    Offer closed, fuck off.
15. 2019-01-12 at 3:02 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

    Originally posted by ohfralala You don’t strike me as an emotionally stable person, as someone who is self-sustaining, happy, or in control, nor do you seem like someone who should be raising kids.
    
    If you do have children, I just have this sneaking suspicion that they will end up with an alcoholic father that they hate. I hope that’s not the case, but you certainly seem like a train wreck from the interaction I’ve had with you.
    
    Wherever your life takes you, good luck, and I hope you find whatever it is you’re so desperately searching for.

    
    Whatever happens, at least you won't be a mom, so alls good.
16. 2019-01-12 at 3:02 AM UTC

    #36
    

    Loing African Astronaut
    Just dropped the link on Reddit.
    
    It's like an internet sky sacrifice, but only one of the vultures gets to eat.
17. 2019-01-12 at 3:03 AM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Whatever happens, at least you won't be a mom, so alls good.

    
    Well yeah that’s the WHOLE REASON I AM NOT HAVING KIDS BUT YOU KEEP YELLING AT ME TO HAVE A KID.
    
    Ya fucking dunce.
18. 2019-01-12 at 3:07 AM UTC

    #38
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]

    Originally posted by Loing By the way, ohfrala, serious offer: I got a $20 visa prepaid card that I have no use for.
    
    I will snap a photo, you can use it online or whatever. But you have to PM me 1 pic of your face and 1 of yourself topless. I promise, it won't get out.
    
    Easiest $20 you ever made, 2 minute job.

    
    A 2 minute job that results in an eternal assett. You forgot the royalties part of the deal.
    
    Lala ain’t no fool .. pffttt
19. 2019-01-12 at 3:08 AM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Don’t nobody give a flying saucer about 20 fucking doll hairs.
20. 2019-01-12 at 3:09 AM UTC

    #40
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Loing By the way, ohfrala, serious offer: I got a $20 visa prepaid card that I have no use for.
    
    I will snap a photo, you can use it online or whatever. But you have to PM me 1 pic of your face and 1 of yourself topless. I promise, it won't get out.
    
    Easiest $20 you ever made, 2 minute job.

    
    You make me limp. Congratulations.