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Cats are demons

  1. #1
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Look at that
    It's like a rat from hell

  2. #2
    Loing African Astronaut
    Fuck you nigger
  3. #3
    Loing African Astronaut
    Tell me where you live I'll cut your head off motherfucker
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    I think all its little wrinkly wrinkles are adorable.
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    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    I dunno what my cats are doing to one another. One seems to be biting at another's side. I think it's trying to re-open a wound to lick at the juices. This has apparently been going on for months, it's disgusting.

    I'm spraying the ill one with bittering agent tonight by the way. The ill one won't let me see what the problem is, I can brush her, but when I do so there seems to be nothing wrong besides a slight discomfort. But from the way the other cat licks at him - particularly when she's hungry - , and the discomfort when she does do, I assume it is a wound.

    Fucking cannibal bastards.

    Not even joking. It's taking a lot to refrain from *giving away to a good home* the cannibal cat.

    I'll try this bittering agent first though.
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    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I think all its little wrinkly wrinkles are adorable.

    Have a baby you old whore.
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    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Have a baby you old whore.

    For the hundredth time I don’t want a baby.

    But uh yeah you should keep collecting animals and flipping out on me for not wanting a kid.
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I think all its little wrinkly wrinkles are adorable.

    Wrinkleskin.
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    Originally posted by Grimace Wrinkleskin.


    Wrinklerumpelstiltskin
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Needs more tit sucking.
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    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Have a baby you old whore.



    Originally posted by ohfralala I don’t want a baby

    But uh yeah you should keep collecting animals and flipping out on me for not wanting a kid.

    Happy enough with the 10 cows, 2 poms, 1 fox and I dunno how many rabbits, hares, and badgers. But hey, I think I might just do that, as most people do, and like most people it makes us happier than reading tablet, slate, buzzfeed and Huffpo articles written by menopausal jedis. Go figure.

    Also, just in case I had bought into the lies, having social anxiety disorder is disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself. I'm 35 now and just beginning my reproductive career with a 25 year old. You're 34/35 and ending yours. How does that make you feel?
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Reproductive career???

    *snicker snicker
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ohfralala I think all its little wrinkly wrinkles are adorable.

    I once read about a design studio or something that kept one around as a mascot

    as it turns out, hairless cats leave butthole pucker marks on anything smooth they sit on so the work experience kid had to spend half the day wiping up cat butthole imprints
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    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Happy enough with the 10 cows, 2 poms, 1 fox and I dunno how many rabbits, hares, and badgers. But hey, I think I might just do that, as most people do, and like most people it makes us happier than reading tablet, slate, buzzfeed and Huffpo articles written by menopausal jedis. Go figure.

    Also, just in case I had bought into the lies, having social anxiety disorder is disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself. I'm 35 now and just beginning my reproductive career with a 25 year old. You're 34/35 and ending yours. How does that make you feel?

    I don’t care and I am not sure why you’re always bringing it up. I feel like you’re incredibly bitter that you don’t have a family yet and you consistently lash out at me for some reason I can’t quite figure out. Maybe bc it isn’t a priority for me and it’s a major focus for you? Idk. Either way I wish you’d just go on about your business.
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    Originally posted by aldra I once read about a design studio or something that kept one around as a mascot

    as it turns out, hairless cats leave butthole pucker marks on anything smooth they sit on so the work experience kid had to spend half the day wiping up cat butthole imprints

    Can you imagine your butthole being constantly exposed and viewable at all times?
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    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Originally posted by Technologist Reproductive career???

    *snicker snicker
    How's your reproductive career going techno?

    Do you leave a stain on all the sofas?

    Weird, I respect uber sluts more than I do taxpayer funded *career girls* like yourself.


    Originally posted by aldra I once read about a design studio or something that kept one around as a mascot

    as it turns out, hairless cats leave butthole pucker marks on anything smooth they sit on so the work experience kid had to spend half the day wiping up cat butthole imprints

    Probably true. Any sort of animal inside leaves its scent and fluids all over the place. They're filthy. Even clean career girls.
  17. #17
    Technologist victim of incest
    Soi,
    My reproductive years are over and I have a fine son as my legacy.

    And, if you respect me, I’m doing something wrong.

    Carry on with your misery.
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    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I don’t care and I am not sure why you’re always bringing it up. I feel like you’re incredibly bitter that you don’t have a family yet and you consistently lash out at me for some reason I can’t quite figure out. Maybe bc it isn’t a priority for me and it’s a major focus for you? Idk. Either way I wish you’d just go on about your business.

    kk. It's a fair complaint, but by now I'm past the naieve, childish, alt-right stage that considered encouraging others who were just like me to have a family as being some sort of moral good in the hopes they'd defect, and have accepted that the fewer people like me (high IQ, similar genetics etc) that have a family the better for me and mine.
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    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Originally posted by Technologist Soi,
    My reproductive years are over and I have a fine son as my legacy.

    And, if you respect me, I’m doing something wrong.

    Don't worry, you aren't doing anything wrong.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ohfralala Can you imagine your butthole being constantly exposed and viewable at all times?

    I can imagine yours
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