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my keyboard keys seem to be randomly mapped to different keys sometimes

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    like the other day i tried to play sc2 and i was protoss and i hit the e key to build a probe but the computer responded as if i had hit the space bar. sometimes v maps to h. lanny fix my computer plz this is all your fault
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    WellHung Black Hole
    You have a virus.
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    My keyboard just stopped working at all.. I have a nice cordless one now... My laptop still does strange things though.. It starts typing the same letter over and over by it's self. Annoying af..
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    got the sk bangin man i wish a hater would
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mikeyagain My keyboard just stopped working at all.. I have a nice cordless one now… My laptop still does strange things though.. It starts typing the same letter over and over by it's self. Annoying af..

    You spilled something adhesive and cohesive under that key...
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by WellHung You spilled something adhesive and cohesive under that key…

    Thanks, but I cleaned it, and it rarely types the same letter.. I know they all couldn't all be stuck...
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    Originally posted by mikeyagain Thanks, but I cleaned it, and it rarely types the same letter.. I know they all couldn't all be stuck…

    I have no doubt you've jizzed so many times on your keyboard that it's very possible for not only every key to be stuck but the fabric of time and space itself to be stuck together.
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I have no doubt you've jizzed so many times on your keyboard that it's very possible for not only every key to be stuck but the fabric of time and space itself to be stuck together.

    You being a peeper again??


    😊

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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Is mikey a piece of shit?
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    HTS highlight reel
    there's a keyboard shortcut in windows that i forget (alt+shift i think), but i used to accidentally hit it all the time and switch my layout to french. there's a way to disable it lol google it.
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    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    you can remap the keyboard. perhaps something happen which exchanged the qwerty presets.

    Everyone hates modern keyboards.. they're disposable. get an old school terminal keyboards are in high demand. retro keyboards it seems.. especially for playing games
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Is mikey a piece of shit?

    Naww, just an asshole..
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by HTS there's a keyboard shortcut in windows that i forget (alt+shift i think), but i used to accidentally hit it all the time and switch my layout to french. there's a way to disable it lol google it.

    This happens to me all the time as well.

    It's super annoying because I don't even know why but suddenly I'm typing all kinds of accented characters and stuff. Like wtf? I ain't trynna type that shit.
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    I have a secretary to do all my typing (he does, I'm typing for him right now).
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    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    This ^said secretary, must do all your ‘bedroom’ business, too 😎
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III like the other day i tried to play sc2 and i was protoss and i hit the e key to build a probe but the computer responded as if i had hit the space bar. sometimes v maps to h. lanny fix my computer plz this is all your fault

    yeah my shit is doing that too, i think putinindabutt has something too do w it. we are about to have the 7 days of darkness. When you look at terran technology it took a leap forward but also a leap backward.
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