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I live in motels and manage a restaurant at the age of 41...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, does that make me a pathetic loser?
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Yes my d ear. / hugs 😃
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Not any more of a pathetic loser than you already were😁
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    No you're a big success my nigga.
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    where’s all your stuff matt? You have one of those storage garages?
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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Selling fried egg sandwiches out the motel 6 isn't running a restaurant, pimpin.
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Momma's basement, Archer.
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Maybe an intervention is due
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Or a yard sale.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Archer513 where’s all your stuff matt? You have one of those storage garages?

    Thankfully, I have a lot of family members that own or rent a residence... and it's spread out among them.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Selling fried egg sandwiches out the motel 6 isn't running a restaurant, pimpin.

    I like mine with bacon on top.

    and preferably over a hamburger.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG No you're a big success my nigga.

    lolol
  13. #13
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Never tried the egg on a hamburger thing
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Or a yard sale.

    “This big black dong has a dollar on it...would ya take a quarter?”
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    "No. It's two sided and, therefore, should be worth at least fitty cents. Look, I'm not even charging extra for the crusties."
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    🐿 African Astronaut
    Lol what happened to your million dollar real estate career big boy?
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    Do you get to 'dip your nugget' with the female waitstaff?
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    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Never tried the egg on a hamburger thing

    Chili's has one on the menu, he's had it before and said even tho it looks like it wouldn't be good it's really very good
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by itybit Chili's has one on the menu, he's had it before and said even tho it looks like it wouldn't be good it's really very good

    He told me that, too.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Mattchew stop shitting up the forums, ya dumb donkey. Smh
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