Egg on your face

1. 2019-01-09 at 1:48 PM UTC

   #1
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   A factory worker was left with boiling hot egg on his face when one exploded after he cooked it in the microwave. Saul Morton, 44, followed an online tutorial to cook a couple of eggs in a mug of water for one minute for a bacon and egg sandwich. However, the second he placed a spoon into the mug to retrieve the second egg it blew up.
   
   
   
   https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/09/take-care-use-microwave-cook-eggs-8325020/
2. 2019-01-09 at 2:06 PM UTC

   #2
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Yup yup. Happened to my mom's coworkers daughter's friend's neighbor.
3. 2019-01-09 at 2:13 PM UTC

   #3
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Yup yup. Happened to my mom's coworkers daughter's friend's neighbor.

   
   Thought it had happened to you...
4. 2019-01-09 at 2:20 PM UTC

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   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Microwave eggs are gross
   
   You get what you deserve!!
   
   Fry in a cast iron skillet like a normal person!
5. 2019-01-09 at 4:02 PM UTC

   #5
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   The amount of bandages look like overkill...
6. 2019-01-09 at 4:05 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   i do this like 100 times a day for work and never got blown up
7. 2019-01-09 at 4:05 PM UTC

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   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The amount of bandages look like overkill…

   
   Not if ya wanna Sue someone
   
   Nothing is anyone’s stupid fault anymore
8. 2019-01-09 at 4:13 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
9. 2019-01-09 at 5:55 PM UTC

   #9
   ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
   [quote pk=629309 author="Jiggaboo_Johnson]
   
   https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/09/take-care-use-microwave-cook-eggs-8325020/
   [/quote]
   
   Smooches to you jbj! I followed ^your link; didnt read, of course—but saw the Braumin purse add 😳 and lo and behold- i found a wallet to match my Braumin purse!
   
   ..and ON SALE—To boot!
   
   https://youtu.be/6wVCGzgaB3I
   
   🥰
10. 2019-01-09 at 6:59 PM UTC

    #10
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I shall take said smooches.
11. 2019-01-09 at 7:26 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Smooches...those are what led up to Scarlet getting "egg white" on her face!