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So apparantly ISIS takes resumes...?
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2019-01-08 at 7:31 PM UTChttps://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/american-isis-members-are-detained-syria-u-s-backed-coalition-n955186
https://www.thedailybeast.com/american-who-allegedly-sent-resume-to-isis-arrested-by-kurdish-led-forces
https://www.businessinsider.com/substitute-teacher-texas-sent-resume-to-isis-2019-1
I would just love to see one of these resumes...Objective
To one day be a high-ranking military officer who can help further lead the Jihad against America's oppressive regime.Education
Bachelor's Degree in Sociology. Master's thesis in Applied Terrorism.Work Experience
2015-2017: Unpaid internship for a clandestine terrorist cell in New York City.
2008-2015: Assistant to the regional manager of Abdul's Pizzeria chain in Columbus, Ohio.References
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (Currently detained at Guantamo Bay - can be reached during phone privilege hours between 7:50 and 7:55 PM every other Tuesday. That is, if he is on good behavior.).
Mohammad Atta (Deceased - Unreachable, but I can assure you that he would have nothing but good things to say about me).
Abd Al Aziz Awda (In hiding - Unreachable, as he is hiding in a cave somewhere, however, if you can reach him, he will vouch for my ability to handle high-pressure situations, including wearing active explosives, and yelling out "Allahu Akbar" at just the right moment to instill fear in my enemies).The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-01-08 at 7:34 PM UTCSoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
We're looking for someone with 2-5 years experience of suicide bombing, you aren't a "fit".The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-01-08 at 7:36 PM UTC
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2019-01-08 at 8:01 PM UTCSoyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
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2019-01-08 at 8:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/american-isis-members-are-detained-syria-u-s-backed-coalition-n955186
https://www.thedailybeast.com/american-who-allegedly-sent-resume-to-isis-arrested-by-kurdish-led-forces
https://www.businessinsider.com/substitute-teacher-texas-sent-resume-to-isis-2019-1
I would just love to see one of these resumes…Objective
To one day be a high-ranking military officer who can help further lead the Jihad against America's oppressive regime.Education
Bachelor's Degree in Sociology. Master's thesis in Applied Terrorism.Work Experience
2015-2017: Unpaid internship for a clandestine terrorist cell in New York City.
2008-2015: Assistant to the regional manager of Abdul's Pizzeria chain in Columbus, Ohio.References
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (Currently detained at Guantamo Bay - can be reached during phone privilege hours between 7:50 and 7:55 PM every other Tuesday. That is, if he is on good behavior.).
Mohammad Atta (Deceased - Unreachable, but I can assure you that he would have nothing but good things to say about me).
Abd Al Aziz Awda (In hiding - Unreachable, as he is hiding in a cave somewhere, however, if you can reach him, he will vouch for my ability to handle high-pressure situations, including wearing active explosives, and yelling out "Allahu Akbar" at just the right moment to instill fear in my enemies).
@ the references
