2019-01-08 at 1:09 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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I can see the statue of liberty from here!
2019-01-08 at 1:09 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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I can't stand it when she touches me.
2019-01-08 at 1:12 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Joe Banks: 82 years young, has come to this pond for the last 17 years to feed the ducks.
But last month, Joe made a discovery...
The ducks... were gone.
2019-01-08 at 1:12 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Put brass tacks on your shoes... and know... where... to... kick!
2019-01-08 at 1:15 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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They call him the sandman because he likes to put people to sleep.
2019-01-08 at 1:15 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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We in the police have orders to shoot long-haired niggas first!
2019-01-08 at 1:17 AM UTC
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2019-01-08 at 1:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks
Joe Banks: 82 years young, has come to this pond for the last 17 years to feed the ducks.
But last month, Joe made a discovery…
The ducks… were gone.
Poor Joe :(
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2019-01-08 at 1:20 AM UTC
gadzooks
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Oh damn!
It's nothing. It's stupid.
You know those black shoes? I told you it was stupid.
I bought this black dress to go with those black shoes, which I forgot to pack.
I have six other pairs of shoes - two of which are running shoes, in case you're up for a little game later.
And now I'm doubly screwed because I have two black dresses and no black shoes!
I know what you're thinking - who cares what color shoes she's wearing?
But believe me... Women... Notice!
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2019-01-08 at 1:22 AM UTC
gadzooks
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Some say the ducks went to Canada; others say Toronto.
2019-01-08 at 1:24 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks
You tapped that ass, didn't you?
Tell the truth!
You tapped that ass… you put her in the backseat… BAM!
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2019-01-08 at 1:27 AM UTC
Honey you’ve got a big storm coming
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2019-01-08 at 1:28 AM UTC
gadzooks
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I am the queen of the universe.
The waves part and they engulf me, and the water is warm.
2019-01-08 at 1:31 AM UTC
Shut up. Just shut up. Don’t say a word. I heard enough from you last night to last me a lifetime. I’m about to walk out that door and explain to that man out there why I don’t have a home no more.
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