how to rob a liquor store

1. 2019-01-07 at 10:29 PM UTC

   #41
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Narc You want to see pix of your mom being royally splayed by Bill Krozby?
   
   You're weird
   
   
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   Some peoples kids..
2. 2019-01-07 at 10:33 PM UTC

   #42
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Zanick give them enough money and you can take whatever you want

   
   Including that same money back?
3. 2019-01-11 at 12:42 PM UTC

   #43
   Ayds candy cancer2 Yung Blood

   Originally posted by gadzooks Not only is it utter sacrilege and desecration of the precious malt liquor contained therein, but it also…
   
   

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4. 2019-01-11 at 1:36 PM UTC

   #44
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by gadzooks Nah man, the real losers are the chumps who go into work every morning just to earn enough money to put food on the table.
   
   I'll have you know, I studied night and day to get my masters degree in Grand Theft, with a specialization in Grand Larceny. I even did a two year internship with a team of armed bank robbers who really showed me the ropes.
   
   I'll bet you don't even know how to do an Alabama Shuffle, or a Louisiana Liquor Lockout.
   
   Real life skills are learned in the streets, not with your nose buried in some books, and working for the man.

   
   ...gadzooks, I'm pretty sure I've read this exact thing before.