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how to rob a liquor store

  1. #1
    you'll niggaz better FUCKING TELL ME RIGHT GODDAMN NOW
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    Ghost Black Hole
    OMAR
  4. #4
    finna get a FPF reall quick NIGGA me and my nigga marcus you feel me
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    Ghost Black Hole
    DAS IT MAYONAISE
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I am arguably to get this done today
  7. #7
    Originally posted by GGG I am arguably to get this done today

    GET IT DONE NIGGA WORD IS BOND
  8. #8
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I used to know these hard-ass Latino dudes through a Guatemalan friend of mine...

    They (not my friend, but his friends) would DAILY just walk into the liquor store, grab a 40 of malt liquor, and just walk out. Like, they wouldn't conceal it or anything. Sometimes they'd even wave and smile at the cashier.

    One of these same dudes used to light cigarettes from a stove burner.

    They were ghetto as fuck.

    Fuck, one time one of them crashed at my aforementioned (Guatemalan) friend's place and stole his fucking VCR... Like... Yes, it was over a decade ago, but even back then, DAFUQ you gonna do with a stolen VCR??

    And they were supposed to be friends and everything.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by gadzooks I used to know these hard-ass Latino dudes through a Guatemalan friend of mine…

    They (not my friend, but his friends) would DAILY just walk into the liquor store, grab a 40 of malt liquor, and just walk out. Like, they wouldn't conceal it or anything. Sometimes they'd even wave and smile at the cashier.

    One of these same dudes used to light cigarettes from a stove burner.

    They were ghetto as fuck.

    Fuck, one time one of them crashed at my aforementioned (Guatemalan) friend's place and stole his fucking VCR… Like… Yes, it was over a decade ago, but even back then, DAFUQ you gonna do with a stolen VCR??

    And they were supposed to be friends and everything.

    lol my friend got locked up like 10 yrz ago for trying to rob a 7/11 because they wouldn't give him free chips and he was twacked out
  10. #10
    Or you can do it the hard way and get a job and go to work.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ayds candy cancer2 Or you can do it the hard way and get a job and go to work.

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    give them enough money and you can take whatever you want
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  13. #13
    losers
  14. #14
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ayds candy cancer2 losers

    Nah man, the real losers are the chumps who go into work every morning just to earn enough money to put food on the table.

    I'll have you know, I studied night and day to get my masters degree in Grand Theft, with a specialization in Grand Larceny. I even did a two year internship with a team of armed bank robbers who really showed me the ropes.

    I'll bet you don't even know how to do an Alabama Shuffle, or a Louisiana Liquor Lockout.

    Real life skills are learned in the streets, not with your nose buried in some books, and working for the man.
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    Originally posted by gadzooks Nah man, the real losers are the chumps who go into work every morning just to earn enough money to put food on the table.

    I'll have you know, I studied night and day to get my masters degree in Grand Theft, with a specialization in Grand Larceny. I even did a two year internship with a team of armed bank robbers who really showed me the ropes.

    I'll bet you don't even know how to do an Alabama Shuffle, or a Louisiana Liquor Lockout.

    Real life skills are learned in the streets, not with your nose buried in some books, and working for the man.

    Was this how people learned to build Sky scrapers or learn quantum physics or how to not kill someone when cutting them open to remove an appendix?

    by learning the Alabama Shuffle?

    as for not learning at all.. going to work and barely making the months payment is still rewarding in some ways. if you did it honestly. but that's just me and millions of others throughout the world
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ayds candy cancer2 Was this how people learned to build Sky scrapers or learn quantum physics or how to not kill someone when cutting them open to remove an appendix?

    by learning the Alabama Shuffle?

    Even better is blowing up the sky scraper that someone else built, or killing someone who's totally healthy and taking their appendix just for something to do.

    Originally posted by Ayds candy cancer2 as for not learning at all.. going to work and barely making the months payment is still rewarding in some ways. if you did it honestly. but that's just me and millions of others throughout the world

    "Rewarding" is sipping cristal and doing lines of 98% pure Colombian cocaine off of a stripper's ass with a rolled up $100 bill while you wait for the MDMA to kick in.

    If that isn't your typical tuesday morning (while you're getting ready for the real party), you're doing something wrong.

    Get on my level.
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
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  18. #18
    overwhealming firepower

    shock & awe
  19. #19
    It's safer to rob a bakery, most liquor stores are gonna be tooled up (as we street thugs say)
  20. #20
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks I used to know these hard-ass Latino dudes through a Guatemalan friend of mine…

    They (not my friend, but his friends) would DAILY just walk into the liquor store, grab a 40 of malt liquor, and just walk out. Like, they wouldn't conceal it or anything. Sometimes they'd even wave and smile at the cashier.

    One of these same dudes used to light cigarettes from a stove burner.

    They were ghetto as fuck.

    Fuck, one time one of them crashed at my aforementioned (Guatemalan) friend's place and stole his fucking VCR… Like… Yes, it was over a decade ago, but even back then, DAFUQ you gonna do with a stolen VCR??

    And they were supposed to be friends and everything.

    were those latinos guatemalen also?
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