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When you look at girls asses, do you look directly at it?

  1. #81
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 🐿 Yes, directly.

    It’s 2019, time to update your profile pic. Dontcha think? 🤔
  2. #82
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Yes!
  3. #83
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl No Laquaisha. But I do know that most women desire the need for attention from hormonal men. So, in order for them to keep in competition with the women with desirable assessets, they’d go out their own way to be creative and do irrational things just to fit in. When they finally get the attention they want, they’d either keep the lie going to suffer the consequences, or basically play the guy first before playing themselves. Women are evil. Lol

    I tink he was referring to ur ex gf Danielle cuz he's a stonecold killa. Lol

    Also, fake it til u make it...check urself before u wreck urself ok Spud.
  4. #84
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I tink he was referring to ur ex gf Danielle cuz he's a stonecold killa. Lol

    Also, fake it til u make it…check urself before u wreck urself ok Spud.
    who Tambourine? Yep, she had dents all over. But it was so bouncy and it waved every time I slammed it in her hard. It was iight.
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  5. #85
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Lanny lol I forgot about this mission. I think that was the one where you got the long purple dildo to murder people with.

    SR3 was a masterpiece of stupid fun. Maybe I should replay it.

    I played it years ago, a friend recently started it and has been reminding me of all the bizarro shit that goes on, from the pony races to the japanese gameshow, to rescuing aliens from area 51 to chauffering a tiger around

    I only remember about half the stuff that comes up
  6. #86
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I played it years ago, a friend recently started it and has been reminding me of all the bizarro shit that goes on, from the pony races to the japanese gameshow, to rescuing aliens from area 51 to chauffering a tiger around

    I only remember about half the stuff that comes up

    what is this game called? SR=?

    it goes way back to early 2k?
  7. #87
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Saints Row 3, came out in 2011 apparently. Really bizarre and fun game, graphics hold up fairly well too.
  8. #88
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl No Laquaisha. But I do know that most women desire the need for attention from hormonal men. So, in order for them to keep in competition with the women with desirable assessets, they’d go out their own way to be creative and do irrational things just to fit in. When they finally get the attention they want, they’d either keep the lie going to suffer the consequences, or basically play the guy first before playing themselves. Women are evil. Lol

    "Tam hurt me"
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  9. #89
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
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  10. #90
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i prefer to look at their crotch whenever they sit across me and dont close their legs properly. and when they look up i make sure they see me looking at that magic spot between their legs.

    most times they blush and close their legs. but sometimes they giggles a bit and open wider.

    Hold on banny, are we talking about 5 year olds here?

    If not, then I hate to say it but banny got it spot on. I always let hot chicks 'catch' me checking them out.

    I still remember when I was a teenager and would feel so awkward when chatting with chicks worried that she would know I was hitting on her a was wanting to fuck her.

    lol, I dunno wtf I was thinking that shit for back then. Like how the fuck are you meant to get it on with a chick when you're hiding from her the fact you just want to pound the shit out of her.


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  11. #91
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    white sharia now
  12. #92
    Originally posted by Narc Hold on banny, are we talking about 5 year olds here?

    of course not.
  13. #93
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Lanny I like your daughter's corpse in my face.

    Bazinga

    hey more power too you bromo...
  14. #94
    Originally posted by aldra Saints Row 3, came out in 2011 apparently. Really bizarre and fun game, graphics hold up fairly well too.

    I want to check this out too. sounds bizarre and funny. thanks.
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  16. #96
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    Part of the turn on is a slow tease. that's almost like she sneezed and shit herself. takes a real hardcore rockstar to be turned on by that. You GG Allin?
  17. #97
    i dont talk to strangers.
  18. #98
    Because they're only there to do you harm...huh benny?

  19. #99
    yes.
  20. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes.

    you're being investigated. enjoy your freedoms
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