I just texted a new dating service/crisis hotline?

1. 2019-01-05 at 8:55 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   So I am on Facebook this morning and off to the side I see this ad.
   The picture looked to me like someone debating on whether to swipe right or not.
   Here is the ad and the accompanying text.
   
   
   Do You Feel Alone, Need Help?
   oacbha.org
   TEXT 4HOPE TO 741-741
   
   So I texted the number...
   The results were disappointing.
   
   Now I know what you are thinking.
   That could be me?
   And you're absolutely right.
   
   But thankfully there is a really great new dating service and I will let you in on it.
   It is called the Fona-fone.
   (937) 522-1751
   Call and mention this ad for 2 free dick pics.
2. 2019-01-05 at 8:59 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   What is a fona fone
3. 2019-01-05 at 9:01 PM UTC

   #3
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Ghost What is a fona fone

   
   Oh no
4. 2019-01-05 at 9:02 PM UTC

   #4
   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
   Fucking Ohio ..
5. 2019-01-05 at 9:03 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Ghost What is a fona fone

   
   It is a cell phone but unlike your's mine rings.
   We all know your's just vibrates.
6. 2019-01-05 at 9:30 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   So its your penis
7. 2019-01-06 at 12:24 AM UTC

   #7
   

   ECAP Tuskegee Airman
   I called the #
   
   It’s a suicide hotline where they try to convince you to kill yourself