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How I unwittingly exploited the homeless
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2015-07-25 at 6:58 PM UTCI was on okcupid and found some chick, she stood me up 3 times. Then just randomly showed up at my door one day reeking of cigs, a skrillex cut, and a yolo hat. I told her I couldn't hang out my dick hurt... (kinda weird to just show up days later...)
Anyways she apologized and asked if we could hang another time, I agreed. But after being stood up 3 times I just knew she was trifling, so I set up my webcam and prepared to make a video. I have a few screenshots but I'm not going to show the video because it was painfully awkward. She came in and we talked about her going to the university and I offered her a cup of water. I requested a massage and all she did was poke me with her fingers?
She was babbling incoherently while we were talking and giggling at random times, I asked her if she was foreign but she said she wasn't.
I put a bandaid over my laptops cam light so that she couldnt tell i was filming her. (later watched the video and when i was getting her water she was staring at the laptop curiously...)
The entire time we banged she barely made a sound. I finished and while washing off my dick she was going thru my fridge...
I came out and she slowly got dressed and said she had to leave.
And asked if she could have a banana.. I was like "uhh okay sure i don't eat them all" I lead her out and she rode off on her bicycle into the rain.
This all happened 3 weeks ago. Yesterday I was waiting for the bus to go downtown to get liquored up and get some puuuussssssaaaaaay. And there she was... holding her back pack, a sleeping bag, and tons of stuff strapped to her bike. (guess she was homeless) she looked very discheveled.
I was like "hey whats up doll face!" and she was like "oohh hehe hehe you're that guy" and i was like "yeahh doing alright?" she then grabbed her shit and started walking her bike away.
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2015-07-25 at 7:02 PM UTCfucking LEGENDARY.
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2015-07-25 at 7:40 PM UTCshe will be pissed when she finds out you gave her herpeform nodules
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2015-07-25 at 8:22 PM UTC^so edgy!
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2015-07-25 at 8:41 PM UTC
^so edgy!
says the douche bag who makes a thread about 'exploiting the homeless''
I can't believe how much I despise you, Bill Krozby -
2015-07-25 at 8:47 PM UTCA Skrillex haircut? Lol.
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2015-07-25 at 8:50 PM UTCI fucks with Bill Krozby heavily after this. 9/10 post. Could use a highlight reel of the video tO be extra tuff.
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2015-07-25 at 9:09 PM UTCAll the virgins around here now think Bill Krozby is some kind of God or something because he had actual sex with an actual woman
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2015-07-25 at 10:23 PM UTC
All the virgins around here now think Bill Krozby is some kind of God or something because he had actual sex with an actual woman
How can you possibly not like dougie d?
Also Bill Krozby Im about 90% sure you have an std. -
2015-07-25 at 11:54 PM UTC
How can you possibly not like dougie d?
Also Bill Krozby Im about 90% sure you have an std.
Thanks for the support vape
I guess haters gonna hate.. YOLO!
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2015-07-26 at 1:31 AM UTC
How can you possibly not like dougie d?
I'm not at my house so I can't really delve into this right now. I need visual aids to illustrate my point, and all my files are on my computer at home.
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2015-07-26 at 1:42 AM UTC
I'm not at my house so I can't really delve into this right now. I need visual aids to illustrate my point, and all my files are on my computer at home.
You sound like my ex gf. Calm down suck a dick and err thing will be alright ;) -
2015-07-26 at 1:44 AM UTC
You sound like my ex gf. Calm down suck a dick and err thing will be alright ;)
nah, I just want to post a picture of you and your fucking cat.
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2015-07-26 at 2:32 AM UTCI have mentioned before that I don't like you, Bill Krozby, but I have never really went into why. Mostly it is because, when I bring it up, you act genuinely concerned about it, like 'why don't you like me?' and it touches something human inside me and I feel bad and never follow through. But this time, you didn't do that. You tried to be a hard ass, and tell me to calm down. You want to know why I don't like you, Bill Krozby? It's because you don't contribute. What have you ever contributed to this place? Everything about you is Bill Krozby, Bill Krozby, Bill Krozby. From posting pictures of you and your fucking cat, constantly, for years, to crowdsurfing your way into 'sophistication' without any discernable effort beforehand, fuck you Bill Krozby. All your posts are about you, the music you like, your opinion, the fucking nasty, fat bitches you are fucking, or whatever, And it's not like some big surprise or anything, I have been telling you this for years., But you are too fucking dumb to listen. I saw that you started posting less pictures of yourself, so I figured that maybe there was some hope. And then you showed your true nature. Remember tainted browser? How you ran there when you got banned from redfern and PMed me 'Is there anything I can do to help this place grow?' your exact words. They unbanned you an hour later, and you went back. It's fine, I don't care where you post, but its what you did afterwards. When you were back at redfern, someone asked you if you posted at TB while you were banned, and you said, 'Yeah, they tried to get me to post over there but fuck that place'. You are two faced, and you sicken me. I mean, after a while, looking at your greasy face and homeless guy haircut wears thin, once you find out there is nothing under the veneer, it gets old, Bill Krozby, it really does. Your posts bore me and you are a terrible person. Ok?
I just typed this off the top of my head, I bet if I thought about it, I could come up with several more reasons why I don't like you. I may post some later if I am up. -
2015-07-26 at 2:42 AM UTCHahaha, pure fucking gold post. I guess it would be embarrassing to be homeless so that's probably why she ran away I would guess. I don't know, maybe throw her a few bucks or let her crash at your place occasionally so she's not perpetually homeless, I'm a sucker for the less fortunate I guess.
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2015-07-26 at 4:34 AM UTCArthur that was the sweetest compliment to him
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2015-07-26 at 6:33 AM UTCti
I have mentioned before that I don't like you, Bill Krozby, but I have never really went into why. Mostly it is because, when I bring it up, you act genuinely concerned about it, like 'why don't you like me?' and it touches something human inside me and I feel bad and never follow through. But this time, you didn't do that. You tried to be a hard ass, and tell me to calm down. You want to know why I don't like you, Bill Krozby? It's because you don't contribute. What have you ever contributed to this place? Everything about you is Bill Krozby, Bill Krozby, Bill Krozby. From posting pictures of you and your fucking cat, constantly, for years, to crowdsurfing your way into 'sophistication' without any discernable effort beforehand, fuck you Bill Krozby. All your posts are about you, the music you like, your opinion, the fucking nasty, fat bitches you are fucking, or whatever, And it's not like some big surprise or anything, I have been telling you this for years., But you are too fucking dumb to listen. I saw that you started posting less pictures of yourself, so I figured that maybe there was some hope. And then you showed your true nature. Remember tainted browser? How you ran there when you got banned from redfern and PMed me 'Is there anything I can do to help this place grow?' your exact words. They unbanned you an hour later, and you went back. It's fine, I don't care where you post, but its what you did afterwards. When you were back at redfern, someone asked you if you posted at TB while you were banned, and you said, 'Yeah, they tried to get me to post over there but fuck that place'. You are two faced, and you sicken me. I mean, after a while, looking at your greasy face and homeless guy haircut wears thin, once you find out there is nothing under the veneer, it gets old, Bill Krozby, it really does. Your posts bore me and you are a terrible person. Ok?
I just typed this off the top of my head, I bet if I thought about it, I could come up with several more reasons why I don't like you. I may post some later if I am up.
so basically you're calling me a pretentious faggot? my job is done here. -
2015-07-26 at 6:56 AM UTC
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so basically you're calling me a pretentious faggot? my job is done here.
You don't even have the 'sophistication' to be pretentious. In other words, you are just a boring, attention whoring slob. Comb your fucking hair and take some penicillin before your dick falls off. -
2015-07-26 at 7:07 AM UTCyou mad bro? seems like i've struck some kind of underlying nerve you can't even articulate you fucking stupid slam pig
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2015-07-26 at 7:16 AM UTCarticulate my cock, you greasy spic
