2019-01-03 at 1:32 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
You ever take your phone out of it's case just so you can touch it naked?
2019-01-03 at 1:42 AM UTC
my phone is always naked.
2019-01-03 at 9:11 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Not really. Maybe I'll do this when virtual assistants are able to moan in reaction to stimuli.
2019-01-03 at 10:12 AM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
What you mean by 'its case'?
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2019-01-04 at 3:59 AM UTC
Is Fanny a female Lanny? fuck! This place is getting weird.