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  1. #21
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    20th faggot.

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    Originally posted by Erekshun You can't be first and fifteenth. I faggot per person.

    Ah, yes - I, Faggot - The unpublished Isaac Asimov science fiction thriller about gay robots taking over the world.
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    As the kids say, 'faggot til you maggot.'
  3. #23
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    22nd faggot.

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    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III forcefed myself with
    blow but now i settle for sedatives.
    no longer in the street. i belong in
    the crevices
    positively negative
    popular ive never been
    hard to be a person when you lack the mental requisites
    emotionally deficit
    consumed with all the wretchedness
    not optimist or pessimist
    my politics are in exodus
    spouting countless fountains out while drowning in the brine
    my life is the foulest algorithm science can't define
    they trap you in these systems that are phallic in design
    because they fuck you in the mind, boy. they fuck you all the time
    i fell apart and took my mind with me
    being strung up at the ligaments with cultural derivatives
    i fell apart and took my mind with me
    pronounced dead by a nemesis
    a doubt without a benefit
    i fell apart and took my mind with me
    just a cluster of atoms thrust deep in a chasm
    i fell apart and now your mind is with me
    smoke in your eyes
    the worlds a joke in disguise

    WTF? I don't know who Lil Ugly Mane is, but I could only find a "text-to-speech" audio version of these lyrics (on YouTube).

    Way too obscure of a reference.

    But it was kinda interesting though.

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    Also, quoting a false faggot.

    If you can't admit to being a faggot in the series ITT, you have not effectively assimilated, and thus must be outcast; like a leper.
  4. #24
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    23rd faggot.

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    Originally posted by mmQ As the kids say, 'faggot til you maggot.'

    This reminds me of some good advice for any of the closeted "false faggots" in this thread...

    If you want to avoid introducing a surprise STI into your heterosexual relationship... Make sure you "Bag it while you faggot".
  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What's an STI?
  6. #26
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    25th faggot.

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    Originally posted by mmQ What's an STI?

    It's funny you bring that question up, because I found myself asking the exact same thing to someone before...

    Apparently, although this may be a regionally-specific phenomenon - Sexually Transmitted Infection is considered less positive/shameful/optimistic than Sexually Transmitted Disease, and is thus used more commonly.

    I grew up calling them STD's, but found a lot of people referring to them as STI's, and it gradually just stuck with me (much like the herpes, gonorrhea, and hepatitis C I contracted over the years*).

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  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    26th faggot or whatever

    So STI is like calling ISIS, ISIL, or something.

    Is a disease the same thing as an infection? I'm REALLY stupid, you see. When I think of infection I think ofnlikex you have to get a wound and then it might become INFECTED, but you don't just get the INFECTION.

    But of course i mean if you get a THING in general I guess it's like your infected by it, so maybe everything is an infection. But then what's an affection? a sexually transmitted affection what is that? I want one of those.
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  8. #28
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    27th faggot.

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    Also, I just wanted to point out that I find it kind of funny that Item 9 is somehow the only non-faggot in this thread.

    I assumed at the beginning that 🐿 was calling OP a faggot, and that I was calling her a faggot (to continue the cycle), but somewhere down the line, it seems that the meaning has taken new form - apparently each of us are declaring ourselves to be the nth faggot.

    Unless we are counting starting from zero (as a programmer, that's pretty much how I always count - arrays/"lists" always start at 0).

    But in regular English verbiage, it seems kind of weird.

    Maybe the lesson, at the end of the day, is that it really doesn't matter which particular position you take in the congo line - a faggot's a faggot.
  9. #29
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    28th faggot

    How u doin fokes
  10. #30
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    29th faggot.

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    Originally posted by mmQ Is a disease the same thing as an infection? I'm REALLY stupid, you see. When I think of infection I think ofnlikex you have to get a wound and then it might become INFECTED, but you don't just get the INFECTION.

    But of course i mean if you get a THING in general I guess it's like your infected by it, so maybe everything is an infection.

    Well, the whole idea I guess is that the "holes" that our sex organs possess are really points of vulnerability to attack - much like that hole in the death star from the original Star Wars trilogy. If either party involved in the sex act is a host, then they are essentially depositing their fluids into a "natural wound" inside the other person.

    So it's still the exact same concept, just different vector of attack, basically.

    Originally posted by mmQ But then what's an affection? a sexually transmitted affection what is that? I want one of those.

    Now although a sexually transmitted affection might be desirable, you kind of risk putting the cart before the horse...? I say that with an upward inflection, because it isn't always the case (although you might want to try to go for the affection before the sex - but your mileage may vary); but I also say it with an upward erection (because it's hot).
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  11. #31
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    30th faggot.

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    Originally posted by GGG 28th faggot

    How u doin fokes

    Not bad, how's about you, fellow faggot?
  12. #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    31st faggot I guess I'm jw is affection the opposite of infection?

  13. #33
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    32nd faggot

    Maybe it's outfection
  14. #34
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    1st hetero.
  15. #35
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    2 hetero
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    Originally posted by gadzooks 22nd faggot.

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    WTF? I don't know who Lil Ugly Mane is, but I could only find a "text-to-speech" audio version of these lyrics (on YouTube).

    Way too obscure of a reference.

    But it was kinda interesting though.

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    Also, quoting a false faggot.

    If you can't admit to being a faggot in the series ITT, you have not effectively assimilated, and thus must be outcast; like a leper.

    That’s how that part of the song is rapped, through Siri. Usually he uses his normal voice though, like in the first part of that song. It’s called collapse and appear if you want to check it out. The whole album it’s on is fire. It’s called oblivion access
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  17. #37
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    1st bisexual (but still 36th faggot, and also 3rd hetero for that matter).





    Originally posted by mmQ 31st faggot I guess I'm jw is affection the opposite of infection?


    Grammatically speaking, I think they might be, while perhaps slightly related in some sense, also not related in a more specific sense.

    I have a bit of a fascination with words and their word roots and etymologies, so I may actually look more into that connection.
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