No. I'm a vegetarian. Even if I weren't, I wouldn't eat spam. There are some things I will not do: harm a woman, denounce a friend, eat spam, etc. I have to maintain this basic code to respect myself.
I fry 1/3 a can of spam with some rice and a sunny side up egg. Save leftover rice/spam for the next day and make spam fried rice for lunch. IT turns out very good when the rice is 1 day old.