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My girlfriend has Extreme Cuteness Syndrome...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Folks, she is extremely precious and tender.
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    euthanize her
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    My last one had a cuntness problem.. Consider yourself lucky..
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by mikeyagain My last one had a cuntness problem.. Consider yourself lucky..

    I'm sorry to hear that, Michael.
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by WellHung I'm sorry to hear that, Michael.

    Eh, it happens..
  6. #6
    Technologist victim of incest
    Is she a puppy dog?
  7. #7
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Post her boobs.
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Technologist Is she a puppy dog?

    whoa oh here she comes.... watch out now, she'll tear you up... whoa oh here she comes... she's a maneater.
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Post her boobs.

    This
  11. #11
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Put her body in a Craigslist ad calling for men to fuck her in front of you, then kill them at the height of their pleasure and harvest their nerves to create a massive collage of erogenous tissue. Have people close their eyes and pin the phallus on the flesh canvas for a party game. Please credit my handle if this gets into MOMA.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Zanick Put her body in a Craigslist ad calling for men to fuck her in front of you, then kill them at the height of their pleasure and harvest their nerves to create a massive collage of erogenous tissue.

    craigslist removed the personals because of all the std's and whoremongering going around these days.
  13. #13
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Whatever, people will just devise another method of dangerous sex. The epoch of fucking loudly has only just begun.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I used to enjoy reading the submissions from people seeking platonic friendship. I like to observe people when they are completely alone.
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Zanick Put her body in a Craigslist ad calling for men to fuck her in front of you, then kill them at the height of their pleasure and harvest their nerves to create a massive collage of erogenous tissue. Have people close their eyes and pin the phallus on the flesh canvas for a party game. Please credit my handle if this gets into MOMA.

    Probably a long shot, but will give it a try..
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Zanick Whatever, people will just devise another method of dangerous sex. The epoch of fucking loudly has only just begun.

    Nah, the sex robots will have saftey features.
  17. #17
    Ghost Black Hole
    Pics?
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