Which would be funnier

1. 2015-07-20 at 5:52 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Pissing in a cigarette butt receptacle, or pitching a cigarette butt in a urinal?
2. 2015-07-20 at 6:44 PM UTC

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   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   the first one, but the funniest would be to do it with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth.
3. 2019-03-22 at 2:40 AM UTC

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