2018-12-31 at 10:13 PM UTC
I have a monthly report to finish for work that is due Wednesday.
I have to reschedule a doctors appointment I missed because I was hungover.
I have to get a blood test done to prove I have Hep C so I can get medical marijuana.
I need to cut my hair because I look kinda dumb right now.
I need to wash my bed sheets because I think I turned my comforter around in my sleep because now when I curl up in bed all I smell is feets (my feets).
How am I suppose to do anything when sitting here on NIS hitting F5 waiting for someone to reply to one of my posts is so much fun?
(Fun fact: I had to rewrite this entire post because I actually hit F5 instead of typing F and then 5.)
2018-12-31 at 10:20 PM UTC
It's the holidays, get back to me after the 1st of the year.
2018-12-31 at 10:43 PM UTC
Only cucks get medical marijuana, you can't own guns anymore.
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2018-12-31 at 11:31 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Lol you can still buy guns very easily with a mmj card. Just not at the store.
2019-01-01 at 4:26 AM UTC
Ahh crap!
The only one of those things I did was cut my hair.
But its looks like shit because I am drunk and high.
You all suck and this is your fault!
