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Ghost and Bill Krozby have made a New Year's resolution...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    They want to give away as many children as possible from now on.
  2. #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I guess because they're dudes they aren't constrained by the 9-month rate-limiting step of pregnancy.

    They could actually set up an actual contest that could be verified by an objective third party (although tracking down all those adopted kids for genetic tests might be a challenge).
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  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    lolol
  4. #4
    Originally posted by gadzooks I guess because they're dudes they aren't constrained by the 9-month rate-limiting step of pregnancy.

    They could actually set up an actual contest that could be verified by an objective third party (although tracking down all those adopted kids for genetic tests might be a challenge).



    I suggest they hang around the border wall and grab em up as they are pushed through the holes
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  5. #5
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Concerned_Citizen I suggest they hang around the border wall and grab em up as they are pushed through the holes

    Wait, so they don't actually have to be their own biological kids?

    Also, why am I picturing some kind of really messed up game show, most-likely filmed in Japan, with babies being pushed through holes in a wall and two contestants have to catch as many as they can before they fall into the shark tank below.

    They could call the act of contributing babies to the show a "Japanese abortion."
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  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I'm actually planning on having a second child. I was just talking to jacki right now.
    I've became more father-like the last couple of years especially the last few months.
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks I guess because they're dudes they aren't constrained by the 9-month rate-limiting step of pregnancy.

    pretty much this, I bet OP listens to a lot of stefan (douchiest name ever) molenyuex and jordan peterson, which is a prerequisite to being their fan boys (butt bois)
  8. #8
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm actually planning on having a second child. I was just talking to jacki right now.
    I've became more father-like the last couple of years especially the last few months.

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  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    I will sell my sperm to any female here for $100 USD.

    I am a flawless genetics with blonde hair and blue eyes like a true aryan.
  10. #10
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Your face looks like somebody tried to grate it with a cheese grater. Nobody wants your shit bag, drug ridden semen
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    my DNA is perfect white genetics. You are just a salty mixed mongrel mutt with mental issues.
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by GGG Your face looks like somebody tried to grate it with a cheese grater. Nobody wants your shit bag, drug ridden semen

    I'm pretty positive you want my semen, considering you're a guzzler. Imagine you on my day bed shaking your ass while looking behind yourself at me, moaning "ooooooh noooo Bill Krozbyzzz!!! pleaseeee don't ramm your cockkkk inside offff me!" with a sultry slutty look and shit eating smirk on your face.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm actually planning on having a second child.

    Great idea ๐Ÿ‘ later you could make a second thread pretending it died
  14. #14
    Originally posted by gadzooks Wait, so they don't actually have to be their own biological kids?

    Also, why am I picturing some kind of really messed up game show, most-likely filmed in Japan, with babies being pushed through holes in a wall and two contestants have to catch as many as they can before they fall into the shark tank below.

    They could call the act of contributing babies to the show a "Japanese abortion."

    Truly outstanding game show idea here
    Though I might go with piranha in the tank the babies drop into, itโ€™s definitely more entertaining to watch a school of piranha rip the flesh off the babes slowly
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