I am absolutely shitfaced drunk AMA (a page from §m£ÂgØL's book)

1. 2018-12-31 at 3:10 AM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • HTS, 
   • Lanny, 
   • GGG
2. 2018-12-31 at 3:15 AM UTC

   #42
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by GGG Bitch you know I'm ALL man. Don't forget my bubble ass

   
   ngl, it's pretty unforgettable
   
   
3. 2018-12-31 at 4:19 AM UTC

   #43
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Is it just me or is that chick a dude? If not she has super mannish arms.

   
   if only you have manish arms, you'd know that those look nothing like a mans arms.
4. 2018-12-31 at 4:46 AM UTC

   #44
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if only you have manish arms, you'd know that those look nothing like a mans arms.

   
   how many times has a transsexual tricked you into bed?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • GGG
5. 2018-12-31 at 4:56 AM UTC

   #45
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny how many times has a transsexual tricked you into bed?

   
   asian trannies arent like that.
6. 2018-12-31 at 6:10 AM UTC

   #46
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by HTS ngl, it's pretty unforgettable
   
   

   
   I've never had a complaint
   
   People ask me how i keep it so well maintained
   
   "§m£ÂgØL, how do you maintain the ass of a 9 year old?"
   
   And I tell them, "It's easy. Vitamins and squats."
   
   Only I don't actually do the squats, i just take the vitamins then masturbate vigorously
   
   So I've actually got the ass and arms of a man who has pounded pussy daily since he was 12
   
   Haven't gone blind yet
7. 2019-01-01 at 12:57 PM UTC

   #47
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   OP, who will pop in and make appearances today in Tinychat during our drunken excursion?
8. 2019-01-01 at 1:01 PM UTC

   #48
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Im already there bub
9. 2019-01-01 at 11:05 PM UTC

   #49
   

   totse3.com Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Solstice Balloon knot is still the best term for an anus.

   
   I think most people see starfish
10. 2019-01-02 at 12:41 AM UTC

    #50
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by mashlehash

    
    Also is this Maynard James Keenan in costume?
11. 2019-01-02 at 1:02 AM UTC

    #51
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by CASPER Also is this Maynard James Keenan in costume?

    
    ...
12. 2019-01-02 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #52
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Subbd
13. 2019-01-02 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #53
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by CASPER Also is this Maynard James Keenan in costume?

    
    nigga