2018-12-30 at 8:51 PM UTC
Remember when partyline was a word?
2018-12-30 at 9:27 PM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
let me just show you how wrong you were about the chronological order of THE CURE ALBUMS on my fucking iPod!
2018-12-30 at 11:48 PM UTC
is ipod no longer a word? They still make the things.
2018-12-30 at 11:56 PM UTC
I had a zune, fuck I was cool.
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2018-12-30 at 11:58 PM UTC
So the Walkman is out? Fuck I need to get with the times.
2018-12-31 at 12:42 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
I take adam uo the ass and still i am less gay for apples than lanny
2018-12-31 at 3:52 AM UTC
I close my MacBook Pro (Retina, 15-inch, Mid 2015 model) lid over my cock and make sweet sweet love to it, jizzing all over the keyboard and screen.
2018-12-31 at 8:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
http://www.27bslash6.com/jason.html
I thought the white plastic cases immediately following the iMac era were kinda sexy, then everything apple made until they took up the aluminum chassis separated split keyboards was kidna garbage. Also real apple fans use asymmetric astroglide. It requires a proprietary penis to use, but it helps ensure that only Apple Certified High IQ, Emotionally Intelligent, Metropolitan Creative Geniuses can have access to your genitals.
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2018-12-31 at 8:11 AM UTC
genitalia is a microagression