Washing your hands by pissing on em

1. 2016-02-07 at 9:58 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You know urine is sterile? So if you're one of those ninnies that washes your hands after pissin you can just piss on your hands at the urinal and save a step.
2. 2016-02-07 at 10:04 PM UTC

   #2
   EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
   You would make a thread like this.
3. 2016-02-07 at 10:14 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   Actor in action. Also staying with the Dutch theme of today.
4. 2016-02-07 at 10:20 PM UTC

   #4
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Jake Gyllenhaal once peed on a dude's leg that got stung by a jellyfish. I wish I was that leg..
5. 2016-02-07 at 10:50 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   
6. 2016-02-07 at 11:15 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Your wasting phosphorus and saltpeter there laddie
7. 2016-02-07 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Your wasting phosphorus and saltpeter there laddie

   
   This is why I pee in the same part of my yard every time I need to. I'm creating a black powder farm.
8. 2016-02-08 at 12:05 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Water treatment centers convert your waste into fuel and there is currently a conspiracy that wants you to think all mercury is toxic and to let the waste treatment plants handle it... Yeah right.. Have you checked the price for mercuric sulfate/kg lately? It costs less than a penny per gallon when all the feedstock comes from waste water
9. 2016-02-08 at 1:42 AM UTC

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   EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman

   
   This is great.