2018-12-30 at 2:49 PM UTC
-stone cold stunner 7 angry ducks per month and survive
-Join any barmitzvah, give the 13 year old 18 dollars and a stone cold stunner.
-eat less meats and more grains and greens.
-Drive 40,000 miles
-Run for a total 3,000 miles
-Find a girlfriend, finally.
-aquire a parakeet.
-capture a cardinal with a poke ball
-raise it to lvl 35.
-send it back to its homies.
-Beat 1,000 players in chess.
-Cause a distraction from what a random person is doing.
-Give 1 penny to 10 homeless people.
-Stare at a girls breast until she sees you staring-keep that exact creepy stare for an additional 10 seconds. No eye contact.
-Learn how to play the guitar
What's yours?
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2018-12-30 at 2:54 PM UTC
-Sell house/make 30 grand
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2018-12-30 at 3:25 PM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
-Purchase first home, get out of loser-status apartment life.
-Keep winning.
That's all.
2018-12-30 at 3:28 PM UTC
What kind of stuff would u teach ur parakeet to say Darius?
My friend has one named Roger, & she puts a towel to cover his cage when she goes to bed, and he says "Go to sleep bitch" lol
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2018-12-30 at 3:36 PM UTC
2019
Everything comes to fruition
I’ve found my way
2018-12-30 at 3:45 PM UTC
I make anti resolutions where I try and actively destroy my life.
I think i'll try shooting fentanyl this year
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2018-12-30 at 4:04 PM UTC
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
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2018-12-30 at 4:36 PM UTC
-So that we could have a duet after learning how to play the guitar. Then, go to times square and be luckily broadcasted on the media. And winning a few dollars from the amused audience. This shit ain't free. Most likely I'll give it to the homeless anyways.
2018-12-30 at 5:17 PM UTC
Oh wow..
I'm gonna be honest tho, I wouldn't give a parakeet shit if it was spouting harsh judgements about me in between ur shrill shrieking of a good song.
2018-12-30 at 6:09 PM UTC
I'm gonna be honest too. I'm pretty sure it was just being sarcastic. Ante ap.
2018-12-30 at 6:56 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Is fralalas house only worth
2018-12-30 at 7:14 PM UTC
Is your butthole only worth
2018-12-30 at 8:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
I'm gonna be honest too. I'm pretty sure it was just being sarcastic. Ante ap.
Lol. Happy Eve of New Years Eve, Darren!!! 😛
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2018-12-30 at 8:45 PM UTC
Lol likewise, cutie. Hope you have a safe and happy New Years Eve, Apron.😉
2018-12-30 at 8:55 PM UTC
I-I would like to be the auctioneer puhlease
