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I am absolutely shitfaced drunk AMA (a page from §m£ÂgØL's book)

  1. #21
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth A gram though?

    Yes, a gram.
  2. #22
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Pillpopper I thought your mom was the model for said undie catalogues

    You're a failure at this.
  3. #23
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Lanny Fuck marry kill: §m£ÂgØL, mmQ, Bill Krozby?

    Marry mmQ
    Fuck Bill Krozby

    I don't want to kill §m£ÂgØL, but that's all I've got left. Would kill Bill Krozby after fucking him, like a black widow or some shit.
  4. #24
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Grimace It's coming. When Zimbabwe acquires the Triangle, it will become dominant and Bill Bill Krozbyby will die.

  5. #25
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mashlehash
  6. #26
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #27
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Grimace Hey CASPER, wanna watch some assisted suicide videos with me?

    Only if we're allowed to weep like only men can
  8. #28
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grimace Sometime in the late 2090's. It will be done in by Zimbabwe.

    Seems a bit far off. is there anyway we can expedite this process of Zimbabwe dominance over murica?
  9. #29
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by totse3.com Seems a bit far off. is there anyway we can expedite this process of Zimbabwe dominance over murica?

    Look, I don't control the flow of time. I just interpret it as it comes to me in my visions, OK?
  10. #30
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grimace Yes, a gram.

    That would be so strong
  11. #31
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH That would be so strong

    Panthrax has never actually done drugs

    If you get him high enough he'll admit it
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #32
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by GGG Panthrax has never actually done drugs

    If you get him high enough he'll admit it

    It's true. Never done a drug in my life.
  13. #33
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH That would be so strong

    That's the point. At that dose, it becomes more like MDMA. It's very much a BODY HIGH and it's pretty fucking awesome.
  14. #34
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Sounds like more cardiac arrest than body high.

    Guess it's time to add "methamphetamine LD50" to this library computer's history
  15. #35
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by mashlehash

    Is it just me or is that chick a dude? If not she has super mannish arms.
  16. #36
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Lanny Is it just me or is that chick a dude? If not she has super mannish arms.

    I thought it was a dude at first, but this makes me question my sexuality.
  17. #37
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Lanny Is it just me or is that chick a dude? If not she has super mannish arms.

    Obviously it was meant to be a female. Only in 2018 does questioning art come up because of all the "is it a man?" "is it a woman?" we need to accept BOTH! shit. New age left wing hippy fucking bullshit
  18. #38
    I thought it was §m£ÂgØL
  19. #39
    Originally posted by CASPER How often do your toes curl in greedy remembrance of plugging a gram of meth up your balloon knot, and will you perform this ritual one last time before the lazer rhinos of wakandna stomp an angry path all the way through the corrupt heart of Amerikkka?

    Balloon knot is still the best term for an anus.
  20. #40
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I thought it was §m£ÂgØL

    Bitch you know I'm ALL man. Don't forget my bubble ass
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