2018-12-30 at 2:13 PM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
I actually don't. I'm just getting really, really, really drunk this morning and you will all pay the price. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
2018-12-30 at 2:16 PM UTC
I'm vaping the ganja ATM ama
2018-12-30 at 2:43 PM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
When I was a little retard teen on totse, maybe 13 or 14, I ordered some weed off the internet using E-GOLD (anyone remember that?) and it shipped out of CANADA. It arrived in a false brochure to some place. The back page of the brochure was very clearly thicker than the rest of it (a false back) so I cut it open and REVEALED UNTO ME the nugget of weed. My dad was amazed. We went on our back porch and smoked it together and we both became retarded, him saying, "This is the best weed I have ever smoked....." in a far-off, dazed and confused sort of way. Hah.
I then used that experience to order a bunch of powdered cacti with the intention of tripping on MESCALINE, bro. Little retard me didn't realize you NEED to extract it. I tried making a tea and it was essentially a very thick, syrupy thing that tasted like raw cactus. It was so fucking horrible. The consistency of it alone, like snot or something, was dreadful. Anyway, I managed to get it all down and all I got was a fucking head-change because I didn't do it right. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I later went on to use the INVADER ZIM mescaline extraction and had a proper experience.
Ahhhhh, cacti....
2018-12-30 at 3:23 PM UTC
Who I dumb and suicidal enough to order drugs over the wired
