I stuck my finger up my ass the other day

1. 2018-12-28 at 3:01 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I thought, "why not?" What's wrong with this? Why can't I Burch my Joshua Tree with The Best Plot??, for real.
2. 2018-12-28 at 3:20 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   How old are you?
3. 2018-12-28 at 3:24 AM UTC

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   🐿 African Astronaut
   Everybody does?
4. 2018-12-28 at 3:25 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Let's go to the Ba'her together.
5. 2018-12-28 at 3:33 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   The finger in the butt makes masturbation even better, even paige and larry know that!
6. 2018-12-28 at 3:40 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   You see, beyond all jokes and 'what haves you', the prostate is a prostate. It's an interesting study, you can find out about that homosapien activity, buddy. Ever had a flower lick your butthole? no you haven't.
7. 2018-12-28 at 4:03 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   That explains a lot
8. 2018-12-28 at 4:18 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Find out.
9. 2018-12-28 at 4:18 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   (listen)
10. 2018-12-28 at 4:32 AM UTC

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    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Did you smell your finger after?
11. 2018-12-28 at 4:33 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Nigga you gay?
12. 2018-12-28 at 4:36 AM UTC

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    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    I dunno wanna smell my dick? Sweet like roses or funky like bumbum
13. 2018-12-28 at 4:44 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You sound imperative, are you okay?
14. 2018-12-28 at 4:45 AM UTC

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    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Slightly impaired as usual for this time of night.
15. 2018-12-28 at 10:38 AM UTC

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    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Ughhu Slightly impaired as usual for this time of night.

    
    So thats why you let a male negro cum in your ass
16. 2018-12-28 at 3:18 PM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Pillpopper So thats why you let a male negro cum in your ass

    
    Probably makes more sense than letting a female one.. JS..
17. 2018-12-28 at 3:25 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I do too mash but I listen to laugh tracks in the background synced up to the timing off my insertions. XD
18. 2018-12-28 at 3:28 PM UTC

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    Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    Buy a dildo or use a carrot or something, it's hard to get the smell of shit off skin.
19. 2018-12-28 at 3:31 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth Buy a dildo or use a carrot or something, it's hard to get the smell of shit off skin.

    
    Plus you can still use the carrot to make stew for Margaret's potluck next Monday.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth
20. 2018-12-28 at 5:19 PM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel
    >using a finger
    >your own finger, no less
    
    Pleb.