Wtf everything is closed

1. 2018-12-25 at 3:09 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I have no food. I want to purchase more but everything is closed.
   
   What the hell society
2. 2018-12-25 at 3:33 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If you lived in America you could go to Denny's or Cracker Barrel
3. 2018-12-25 at 4:10 PM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^ or speedway
4. 2018-12-25 at 5:46 PM UTC

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   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   destroy everything
5. 2018-12-25 at 6:47 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I can't even get coffee only Pakis are open
6. 2018-12-25 at 7:48 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Learn to stock up before a holiday doofus
7. 2018-12-25 at 7:58 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I got drunk and ate it all
8. 2018-12-25 at 8:09 PM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
9. 2018-12-25 at 9:17 PM UTC

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   Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]

   Originally posted by Ghost I got drunk and ate it all

   
   Protip: frozen food is 1/2 the price of fresh.
   
   EDIT: but even then you should be in line at the foodbank at Christmas. Everyone is generous at Christmas.
   
   Enjoy starving to death in January you literal turbo cuck.
10. 2018-12-25 at 9:33 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I'm sorry to hear that, ghost.
11. 2018-12-25 at 9:39 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    He only said they’re closed today. I don’t think he’ll starve. At least I hope not Scron.
12. 2018-12-25 at 9:42 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Humans aren't supposed to go without food it should be illegal to close stores.
    
    People could die