I have nothing to give

1. 2018-12-25 at 1:07 AM UTC

   #1
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   But I got a bunch of shit for festivas.
   
   A full suspension mountain bike
   
   A GPS thing for the mountain bike
   
   A bike rack for my car
   
   A QLED7 television
   
   A Samsung Laptop
   
   A drone
   
   Other goods
   
   What did you get?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • gadzooks
2. 2018-12-25 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #2
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   I wanted to get a drone to follow me while I hike, but the one I wanted costs $1400. I’ll get it with my income taxes. The rest goes to my sons college funds.
3. 2018-12-25 at 1:11 AM UTC

   #3
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Sounds like my x--mas.
4. 2018-12-25 at 1:13 AM UTC

   #4
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Why did I sing this thread?
5. 2018-12-25 at 1:34 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   I didn't get, I gave.
6. 2018-12-25 at 4:26 AM UTC

   #6
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock ripped off lanny the trannys granny panties to give him a whammy in his faggy saggy fanny and made him say 'spank me daddy' then sold him to a nappy picaninny to be his lackey i have a ballsack full of enough semen to tsunami several indonesian islands*…free to a good orifice.

   
   on a tourist map.
7. 2018-12-25 at 8:38 AM UTC

   #7
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I got laid and xmas eve dinner made for me and hung out w my gf and her daughter. It was pretty nice.
8. 2018-12-31 at 10:24 PM UTC

   #8
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   I like x•-'mas.
9. 2018-12-31 at 10:27 PM UTC

   #9
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by SBTlauien But I got a bunch of shit for festivas.

   
   The Festivus for the rest of us.
   
   
10. 2018-12-31 at 10:40 PM UTC

    #10
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by SBTlauien But I got a bunch of shit for festivas.
    
    A full suspension mountain bike
    
    A GPS thing for the mountain bike
    
    A bike rack for my car
    
    A QLED7 television
    
    A Samsung Laptop
    
    A drone
    
    Other goods
    
    What did you get?

    
    Sounds like you're suckin the bearded mans dick.. The GPS for the mountain bike, backs up my story... JS...