pissed the bed again

1. 2018-12-22 at 12:54 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I woke up to find that I had soiled myself during the night. For anyone who had been privy to the ol' hand in the water (of glass) trick, you would know that this is not a good sensation. This isn't the first time this has happened within recent years. I had been staying at a hospital after my succumbed neurotic behavior, when I woke up in the middle of the night soaking wet. There goes another perfectly nice bed to the giant laundromat You can only imagine how giant those vacymbs are.
   
   I have been working out a lot recently and in saying so, I'm starting to feel my Endocrine Glande do what it does. I broke my leg rather severely a few summers ago and now I am almost as pessimistic as stupidnoob. I'm going to get it looked at.
2. 2018-12-22 at 1:18 PM UTC

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   Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
   Well, think logically, incontinence is something we will all have to deal with if we live long enough. Pee before you go asleep, use a plastic mattress protector, and wear adult diapers.
   
   And sounds like you're getting depressed, go on happy pills. SSRIs are indicated for incontinence anyway.
3. 2018-12-22 at 1:27 PM UTC

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   Concerned_Citizen Houston
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   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth Well, think logically, incontinence is something we will all have to deal with if we live long enough. Pee before you go asleep, use a plastic mattress protector, and wear adult diapers.
   
   And sounds like you're getting depressed, go on happy pills. SSRIs are indicated for incontinence anyway.

4. 2018-12-22 at 1:37 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   The only thing plastic bed covers should be used for is girls that squirt
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   • Ughhu
5. 2018-12-22 at 2:23 PM UTC

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   Concerned_Citizen Houston

   Originally posted by Ghost The only thing plastic bed covers should be used for is girls that squirt

   
   You mean
   
   To wrap the bodies in before burying them
   
   Right?
6. 2018-12-22 at 2:25 PM UTC

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   Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
   Girls are unhygienic and should be kept outdoors where they belong.
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   • Ghost
7. 2018-12-22 at 2:27 PM UTC

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   Concerned_Citizen Houston

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth Girls are unhygienic and should be kept outdoors where they belong.

   
   If they can keep their fucking pie holes shut they are allowed to sit on the plastic covered chair on the porch
8. 2018-12-22 at 2:28 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Concerned_Citizen You mean
   
   To wrap the bodies in before burying them
   
   Right?

   
   I wouldn't want to kill someone on my bed.
9. 2018-12-22 at 2:29 PM UTC

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   Concerned_Citizen Houston

   Originally posted by Ghost I wouldn't want to kill someone on my bed.

   
   Well duh
   
   You kill them before placing them on your bed
10. 2018-12-22 at 3:21 PM UTC

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    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

    Originally posted by Ghost The only thing plastic bed covers should be used for is girls that squirt

    
    Do you think their squirting is different than pee? I do, wouldn’t drink pee but I used to have a gf that squirted in my mouth all the time
11. 2018-12-22 at 3:24 PM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Ughhu Do you think their squirting is different than pee? I do, wouldn’t drink pee but I used to have a gf that squirted in my mouth all the time

    
    Bro lol
12. 2018-12-22 at 4:45 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ughhu Do you think their squirting is different than pee? I do, wouldn’t drink pee but I used to have a gf that squirted in my mouth all the time

    
    it kinda smells like it, also yes I used to get my ex to sit on my chest and get it all over my face.
13. 2018-12-22 at 4:56 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Ghost The only thing plastic bed covers should be used for is girls that squirt

    
    /thread
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    • DontTellEm
14. 2018-12-24 at 8:42 PM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut
    Wear a diaper.