Santa is a pervert.

1. 2018-12-19 at 9:25 PM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   He "came" down my chimney.
2. 2018-12-19 at 9:28 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   He had sex with my mother
3. 2018-12-19 at 9:31 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   That must mean you're sucking dick every three seconds.
   
   <lick the shaeft
4. 2018-12-19 at 9:32 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   But he only cums once a year.🎅🏻
5. 2018-12-19 at 9:33 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Get off my raft.
6. 2018-12-19 at 9:37 PM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   Don't mean he's gay tho, maybe its a female chimney.
   
   
   
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7. 2018-12-19 at 9:57 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I got some milk and cookies for him ;)
8. 2018-12-21 at 8:11 PM UTC

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   Jaguarstrike Yung Blood
   He's also jedi. Why else would he be working every Christmas?
9. 2018-12-21 at 8:32 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Is Santa a Sadist?
10. 2018-12-21 at 8:36 PM UTC

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    Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]

    Originally posted by Jaguarstrike He's also jedi. Why else would he be working every Christmas?

    
    jedis only go up chimneys though.
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