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I love retirement centers

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    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    The really nice kind, for rich people.
    When I was a shota watashi no okaasan worked at this one retirement center for a very long time.
    The place was huuuge, there were so many places to explore.
    There was a restaurant, a rec room with a grand piano (my cousin and I would play around with it and get in trouble by the staff), later on there was a computer lab where my friend and I would hang out, I would browse totse and one time I looked at porn with my tomodachi and these nerdy guys frammed me making it look like I was browsing futanari to get me in trouble.
    I loved the smell of oldness, old building, old people.
    There was this really amazing sun room, then near that a lounge with a really old TV that was only in sepia I hooked my ps2 up to it and played GTA 3 ... The old guy next to me looked so disgusted at the violence.
    Yup those were some good times.
    I really loved that place and if I could I would love to live there, or in a place similar.
    I love being around old people but unfortunately my favorite type of elderly people, those from the early 20th century and late 19th ... are all dead ;_;
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    Did you ever interfere with them sexually?
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    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Did you ever interfere with them sexually?

    No.
    I'm not sexually attracted to elderly people, only aesthetically.
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    Since when does attraction have to a factor in fucking?
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    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Since when does attraction have to a factor in fucking?

    Then how would you define attraction?
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    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria Then how would you define attraction?

    when something is pleasing enough to your eye/ear or touch.

    ..but again not really relevant to fucking. Haven't we all at some point fucked a munter simply to unload the load? Old vulnerable folk who can't remember what they had for breakfast are ideal cum buckets.
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