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MOTOROLA PHONE I AINT GOIN HOME

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    had an awkward last night since it was my works christmas party and i ALREADY managed to directly piss off two people just due to drugs and my good looks i guess, and pissed off many more indirectly. the only reason i got caught tweaking was my boss fuckin called me at 5 am and asked if i could work and i just said yea cuz all i was doing was up tweaking jerking off anyways. i did that shit for only 24 hours and slept for like literally 24 hours after and missed this pre party i was invited to so those people don't like me anymore maybe. also i had to sit right next to this dude and his gf and his gf made him block my number because i gave him Crouton lol.

    then this cokehead faggot has a crush on some chick at our work but he's too much of a pussy to do anything about it and she saw me taking suboxone at work a couple days earlier and was all emotional and drunk and asking me if i need any help getting off drugs and how i'm so smart and shouldn't throw away my life like this etc etc etc the same shit everyone has literally always told me. then i started getting all emotional like a little faggot and just walked away from everyone so i could cry alone (RIP LIL PEEP) but she followed me and cokehead dude assumed we were going to make out and started acting like a lil bith (he always does anyways) then like all 6 of us went to some gay dudes house who was pissed off because he was sleeping but we all just showed up because cokehead told us he talked to him and he'd be down to party.

    i was on like 6 mg etizolam driving with 6 ppl in my car and i told them all i was sober LOL FML FTW
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    i just hope u understand all the pain in my wrists and blisters on my hands its all u baby its all u
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III had an awkward last night since it was my works christmas party and i ALREADY managed to directly piss off two people just due to drugs and my good looks i guess, and pissed off many more indirectly. the only reason i got caught tweaking was my boss fuckin called me at 5 am and asked if i could work and i just said yea cuz all i was doing was up tweaking jerking off anyways. i did that shit for only 24 hours and slept for like literally 24 hours after and missed this pre party i was invited to so those people don't like me anymore maybe. also i had to sit right next to this dude and his gf and his gf made him block my number because i gave him Crouton lol.

    then this cokehead faggot has a crush on some chick at our work but he's too much of a pussy to do anything about it and she saw me taking suboxone at work a couple days earlier and was all emotional and drunk and asking me if i need any help getting off drugs and how i'm so smart and shouldn't throw away my life like this etc etc etc the same shit everyone has literally always told me. then i started getting all emotional like a little faggot and just walked away from everyone so i could cry alone (RIP LIL PEEP) but she followed me and cokehead dude assumed we were going to make out and started acting like a lil bith (he always does anyways) then like all 6 of us went to some gay dudes house who was pissed off because he was sleeping but we all just showed up because cokehead told us he talked to him and he'd be down to party.

    i was on like 6 mg etizolam driving with 6 ppl in my car and i told them all i was sober LOL FML FTW

    just be careful...
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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    ive been having a wild ass month also.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Fuck you jedi scum go back to Israel
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    The Motorola Moto G 5G sucks ass I use to have a power moto g power and it was good this ones newer but slow and the battery goes down literary I'll be looking for a better phone that doesn't go down and it's fast and better camera for nude selfie
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    Best one was the RAZR.
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    How do you pronoun that, razzer?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    fuck you faggots I thought gp was back
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  10. #10
    Originally posted by aldra fuck you faggots I thought gp was back

    He still posts occasionally
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    bump
  12. #12
    Originally posted by aldra fuck you faggots I thought gp was back

    This one's a pale imitation?
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    WHO BUMPED THIS?!
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
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