How many Sploos could beat up a Malice?

1. 2016-01-15 at 12:29 AM UTC

   #21
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   I lol'd.
   
   Having been very detached in a couple fights, I can already see how all of Malice's time spent watching anime would not come in handy. Detachment is bad. Malice is conflating tactics with strategy. Malice might be a good strategist, where detachment is healthy, but I can tell already that he'd be fucking shit in a fight. It doesn't matter how ripped you are or how smart you are, what matters is winning the fight. Being ripped might help with that, being smart does not even factor into fighting (beyond preparation). You do not want to be detached, you want to be very fucking involved. You don't want to have to think about what you're doing, you just need to know what it is, do it, and keep fucking doing it. Malice: if you even managed to connect a punch, you'd probably instinctively pause to gauge how efficient it was and whether you needed to throw more.
   
   You are not going to have time to analyze the situation before somebody has landed 3 punches on you faster than you can blink. Fists do not come at you at "analysis" speeds. Real life is not turn based combat. Sploo is retarded, but he looks squirrelly. Malice talks like a CIA paper pusher - not infantry - and that would become painfully obvious in a fight. A single, determined sploo would probably kick his ass on the grounds of Malice's mindset alone. Sploo would immediately take the advantage, and Malice being Malice… well… he wouldn't be able to regain it after the first punch triggered his fight or flight response and all pretense about "thought" went out the window.
   
   Don't fight unless you're willing to cripple someone in a fit of blind, adrenaline fueled, retard rage. If you're planning on winning fights with intellect, you're going to be shit out of luck. Unless you follow the true path of intellect and use your intelligence to avoid combat altogether or give yourself the advantage. Intellect might help you train and work out a fighting style that suits you, but in a fight you don't want to be relying on real time analysis. 'cause ain't nobody got time for that.

   
   
   
   
   I can do both.
   
   
   
   My ascended aspie brain is advanced enough to handle both tasks simultaneously.
   
   The Intense World Theory – A Unifying Theory of the Neurobiology of Autism
   
   

   he proposed neuropathology is hyper-functioning of local neural microcircuits, best characterized by hyper-reactivity and hyper-plasticity. Such hyper-functional microcircuits are speculated to become autonomous and memory trapped leading to the core cognitive consequences of hyper-perception, hyper-attention, hyper-memory and hyper-emotionality.

   
   This would be my strategy. There's a certain divine pattern to it. He recognizes the moment and goes in for the kill full force, unrelentless. That's the secret to his winning streak, that's what I would do better than others. The unification, perfected fusion, of both.
2. 2016-01-15 at 2:18 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Over 9000 windows and tabs open, Malice you agent of chaos. this triggers me to no end.
3. 2016-01-15 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #23
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Oh, forgot the video. I've posted it before, it's a fantastic fight compilation:
   
   
4. 2016-01-15 at 5:12 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   didn't read lol
5. 2016-01-15 at 5:23 AM UTC

   #25
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Sploo, I wouldn't beat you up, and my ability to beat you up, whether or not I'd be able to, is really of no importance. This is just for fun.
6. 2016-01-15 at 1:49 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   didn't read lol

   Don't believe him, Malice. He has read every single word. Yes, he even memorized it and now he's jogging through the woods repeating the whole thread in his mind. Journey is playing the soundtrack. He is traing to murder you. Word on the street is that he went to Utah to train the art of energy manipulation from a certain Dragon Style master.
7. 2016-01-15 at 3:54 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Don't believe him, Malice. He has read every single word. Yes, he even memorized it and now he's jogging through the woods repeating the whole thread in his mind. Journey is playing the soundtrack. He is traing to murder you. Word on the street is that he went to Utah to train the art of energy manipulation from a certain Dragon Style master.

   
   RAWRNOX