I want my girlfriend back!

1. 2018-12-16 at 1:19 AM UTC

   #1
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Where art thou?
2. 2018-12-16 at 1:48 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I stole yo bitch
3. 2018-12-16 at 2:05 AM UTC

   #3
   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
   whats a thou? post a photo. It might be more effective ... JS
4. 2018-12-16 at 2:18 AM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   If you want your girlfriend back, do one simple thing. Don’t call, don’t text, don’t give any reciprocation unless she wants it. The best thing to do is, stay away. If you already left 2 voicemails and probably 35 sent messages, congratulations. She filed a restraining order within the 7th text. By now, she probably assembled herself with a weapon and a full body armored vest waiting for you sound off a single knock to serve you many L’s.
5. 2018-12-16 at 2:29 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   He spelt thot wrong