Enroll in Zanick's school of spiritual wisdom, now offering advanced degrees in Karen Theology

1. 2018-12-14 at 7:40 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   This is not an ordinary religious organization; rather, it is everything they have sought to achieve and much more.
   
   Reignite your spirit with the flame of her beauty and you will transform into something almost as remarkable in her eyes as I am. For a petty $200 fee of admission,* you will receive my expert tutelage in Karen scripture. We accept people of all philosophical backgrounds and even tolerate some of the jedis.
   
   You can't afford to spend one more day ignorant of Karen. Sign up, do it right now before I get violent.
   
   
   

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2. 2018-12-14 at 7:49 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   May I assume there will be an exhaustive breakdown on the 1st and 2nd books of Karenthians?
3. 2018-12-14 at 7:54 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Hi mmQ,
   
   Please refrain from discussing copyrighted material under the ownership of my organization. This is a mistake that you would regret if I wanted to pursue it. I can make your body do things that feel right but look grotesque, and you wouldn't come back the same person.
   
   Thanks,
   
   Rev. Zanick, MD, JD
4. 2018-12-14 at 8:16 AM UTC

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   ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
   Zanick,
   will you be offering or plan on including any advanced courses on getting, JACKED in the spring semester?
5. 2018-12-14 at 8:20 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Certainly. Physical perfection is crucial to receiving the ultimate wisdom.
6. 2018-12-14 at 8:30 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   nah im not gay like that.
7. 2018-12-14 at 8:32 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Sorry, Bill Krozby, for the safety of our initiates, we don't accept cluster B personality disorders.
8. 2018-12-14 at 11:02 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   m o n t h l y
   
   r e c u r r i n g
   
   v i o l e n c e
9. 2018-12-14 at 12:21 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   I'm not saying in not interested but I'm low on cash. 😣
10. 2018-12-14 at 12:54 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Somebody enroll and leak it via BitTorrent.
    
    Sorry, Zanick, but those prices are just too unaffordable.
    
    The black markets of piracy have spoken.
    
    
11. 2018-12-14 at 1:16 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Can I have the film of when you all drink the kool-aid?
12. 2018-12-14 at 1:16 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    What's a karen