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If I were a dick if spit on you

  1. #1
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Just sayin
  2. #2
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Supposed to be I’d spit on you. Fucking autocorrect
  3. #3
    Technologist victim of incest
    Where at? My hair? My eye?

    Where, where, where???
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    If you spit on me I'd slice your stomach open
  5. #5
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Not if I spat on your hand. It would be all slippery and you’d drop the knife
  6. #6
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Everybody spits on me, I can't leave the house without being drenched in a hurricane of saliva. Your dick would hardly make an impression.
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    bitch

    lasagne
  8. #8
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Ughhu Supposed to be I’d spit on you. Fucking autocorrect

    Stop letting someone else spell your words..👍
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