The worst thing you can tell someone who is not calm is...

1. 2018-12-14 at 12:02 AM UTC

   #1
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Calm down.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • GGG
2. 2018-12-14 at 12:04 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Get more worked up maggot!
3. 2018-12-14 at 12:05 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   "Here, hold onto this loaded gun for me for a sec, I have to tie my shoes. By the way, you really ought to calm down, spaz."
4. 2018-12-14 at 12:06 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I tell them to chill out
5. 2018-12-14 at 12:15 AM UTC

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   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   The best thing to say is calm the fuck down, especially if you are packing, and you don't like them or they fucked your girlfriend.
6. 2018-12-14 at 12:18 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   "Clam down, damn clown!"
7. 2018-12-14 at 12:52 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   I think saying calm down has negative connotations to it. To me it sounds like you’re saying the person is outta control, when they may only be upset about something, and need to vent.
8. 2018-12-14 at 12:58 AM UTC

   #8
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   "what is wrong with u?!" can cause me to spiral into losing my shit. ☺️😇
9. 2018-12-14 at 1:19 AM UTC

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   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   I got got told to calm the fuck down today. I thought I was actually being calm at the time.
10. 2018-12-14 at 1:21 AM UTC

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    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    When I'm purposefully being condescending I'll say~ "I think we should talk when you're NOT emotionally compromised" <----- works like a doozy in making their mental state.... well, let's say, even more 🤬 compromised.
11. 2018-12-14 at 1:23 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Ajax I got got told to calm the fuck down today. I thought I was actually being calm at the time.

    
    In retrospect, do you still think you were calm?
12. 2018-12-14 at 1:24 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    I also hate shut up.
    
    😡😡
13. 2018-12-14 at 1:27 AM UTC

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    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Technologist I also hate shut up.
    
    😡😡

    
    What about shut the fuck up?
14. 2018-12-14 at 1:35 AM UTC

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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by Lanny In retrospect, do you still think you were calm?

    
    Yes. I was presenting a point at work and I guess they didn’t want to hear it.
15. 2018-12-14 at 2:39 AM UTC

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    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    I wonder how someone would/should logically respond to being called a "demanding hothead"?
16. 2018-12-14 at 1:32 PM UTC

    #16
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ajax Calm down.

    
    or lol
17. 2018-12-14 at 1:37 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Tell them to suck your dick
18. 2018-12-14 at 5:55 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Or 'I can see you're upset...' in order to validate their feelings but really it just comes out really condescending.
19. 2018-12-14 at 6:22 PM UTC

    #19
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Or 'I can see you're upset…' in order to validate their feelings but really it just comes out really condescending.

    
    That’s actually part of conscious discipline for kids. I wonder if it would work for adults.
20. 2018-12-14 at 6:25 PM UTC

    #20
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    "I think we all need a time out"