2018-12-13 at 3:01 AM UTC
Cohen is going to a cushy prison
A prison with bocce balls and a basketball court
FCI Otisville is a medium-security correctional institution for men. It has 840 inmates. The prison includes a detention center, where 722 inmates are housed, and an adjacent minimum-security satellite camp with 118 inmates, according to its website.
After Bernard Madoff admitted to running a criminal Ponzi scheme in 2009, his attorney Ira Lee Sorkin requested to the judge that he be sent to FCI Otisville. Instead, Madoff is incarcerated at FCI Butner, a medium-security prison in North Carolina.
FCI Otisville in New York includes a detention center and a minimum-security satellite camp.
FCI Otisville in New York includes a detention center and a minimum-security satellite camp.
Inmates at FCI Otisville include Sholam Weiss, a businessman who was convicted of racketeering, wire fraud and money laundering in connection to the collapse of National Heritage Life Insurance Company in 1999. He fled the country as the jury deliberated but was eventually found in Austria and extradited back to the United States, the US Attorney's Office said.
Celebrity financial adviser Kenneth Ira Starr has also spent time at FCI Otisville after pleading guilty to carrying out a $33 million scheme to defraud clients.
In the movie "Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps," fictional Wall Street businessman Gordon Gekko, played by Michael Douglas, does his time for insider trading at "Otis" federal prison, a clear reference to Otisville.
At FCI Otisville's detention center, the daily schedule begins at 6 a.m. with wake-up call and lights on, and days are made up of a series of meals, work calls, unit sanitation and leisure time activities. Lights out is at 11:30 p.m.
Inmates are allowed 12 visiting points per month, with a visit on a weekday counting as one point and on holidays or weekends as two points.
The FCI Otisville satellite camp is more lenient. The camp has a number of recreational activities: Weights, cardio equipment, bocce ball and horseshoes. The camp has a basketball court, handball court, tennis area, baseball field, and running and walking areas.
Given its proximity to New York's sizable jedi population, the FCI Otisville commissary includes a number of kosher foods, including matzo ball soup, gefilte fish, beef cholent and rugelach.
2018-12-13 at 4:39 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by aldra
I posted something relevant a long time ago, but can't find it now - it was a guy who survived the Yugoslavia breakup talking about how he got by when society disintegrated.
I found it - even if it doesn't apply to where you live or if you don't foresee a situation like this happening, it's an interesting read:
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2018-12-13 at 4:39 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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2018-12-13 at 4:53 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
PS. They've been hyping the power grid as an attack vector for like a decade; it's not really anything new even though it is a very serious weakness - any urban area would rapidly eat itself if it lost power for a long period, and the decaying, under-maintained power infrastructure in much of the US is not helping matters.
2018-12-13 at 8:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by Narc
lol, A faggot of this magnitude ain't surviving shit.
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he will.
a chapped ass will trade for less.
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2018-12-13 at 8:22 AM UTC
also things that aldra posted are great but they're behind the times now.
now we have china, and hence cheap military tier, civilian priced technologies.
we now have NVG, dual use capable toy drones, low energy electronics, li-on battries, hand operated chargers for these devices, solar panels, etc etc.
survival in these days will favor those who make thr best use and improvise of technologies.
2018-12-13 at 1:02 PM UTC
The world is never gonna end, nothing cool ever happens, we will just live our lives and die in the clutches of the system.
2018-12-13 at 1:52 PM UTC
tee hee hee
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^correction: there's also a Habitant french canadian pea soup in there! 😃😃
2018-12-13 at 2:06 PM UTC
So what? finish your question.
2018-12-13 at 2:07 PM UTC
tee hee hee
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So what if im looking for attn?
2018-12-13 at 2:09 PM UTC
So losing 50lbs would work better than cheesy jokes. BOOM!