I had the coolest, most vivid dream I met a vampire.

1. 2016-10-18 at 11:58 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   And I wanted him (or her? can't remember) to bite me so I could be a vampire too, live forever, etc.
   
   But I was afraid of being bitten in the fucking neck. Like, that shit would hurt. So I was like, "hey can you just do it in my arm or something instead."
   
   Anyway, the vampire bit me, yadda yadda yadda, I wish I could be a vampire IRL. :(
   
   QUESTION: Would anyone read another abandoned neutrons comic if I made it?
2. 2016-10-18 at 12:02 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I would enjoy a new Abandoned Neutrons comic greatly. Abandoned Neutrons In Space: The Autism Awakens.
   
   
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3. 2016-10-18 at 12:10 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I had a dream I solved a rubiks cube, it was wild
4. 2016-10-18 at 12:25 PM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   i smok da herbin so da demons dnt enter mi sleep thn stop me brethin whil im havin visi0ns adn illusisions unwound broken dwn refracted thru the mothr fuckin chapters reflected adn scattered thru the prism od da thrd eye vision
5. 2016-10-18 at 12:31 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I once knew (and briefly lived with) a paranoid schizophrenic chick who typed like you. I remember one of her rants was something about her dad having no dick and no fingers. Funny lass
6. 2016-10-18 at 12:49 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm a meth vampire.
7. 2016-10-18 at 2:03 PM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   thinkin about removi n all es
8. 2016-10-18 at 5:24 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   And I wanted him (or her? can't remember) to bite me so I could be a vampire too, live forever, etc.
   
   But I was afraid of being bitten in the fucking neck. Like, that shit would hurt. So I was like, "hey can you just do it in my arm or something instead."
   
   Anyway, the vampire bit me, yadda yadda yadda, I wish I could be a vampire IRL. :(
   
   QUESTION: Would anyone read another abandoned neutrons comic if I made it?

   
   
   sounds like a real homo-erotic fantasy brah, do you read a lot of anne rice?
9. 2016-10-18 at 5:43 PM UTC

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   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

   sounds like a real homo-erotic fantasy brah, do you read a lot of anne rice?

   Says the former smooth shaven twink ahaha
10. 2016-10-18 at 5:59 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Says the former smooth shaven twink ahaha

    
    yeah yeah yeah... It's already not funny anymore. And by the way some girls actually like former smooth shaven twinks
11. 2016-10-18 at 11:56 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hey we were all twinks once.
12. 2016-10-19 at 10:46 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    sounds like a real homo-erotic fantasy brah, do you read a lot of anne rice?