2016-08-05 at 11:26 PM UTC
Looking to scare a fellow and I think the best way to get my message across is some harmless yet terrifying vandalism. My plan is a take on the concept of forking someones yard, you know where you get a bunch of boxes of plastic forks and stick them in someones front yard. What I want to do is get at least 25 fixed blade knives (upwards of 50 would be optimal but I am on a budget here) and stick them all in his lawn as well as write a message on his garage door. Any suggestions as to how to acquire that many knives at a reasonable price? I dont care if they are used and in fact the rustier and creepier the better it will turn out.
2016-08-05 at 11:57 PM UTC
Import from EU. Knives are pretty cheap here. Wholesaler would be your best bet.
2016-08-06 at 1:18 AM UTC
I'll give you a good price and will throw in two paper weights and a slightly used 15" leather dildo at no extra charge.
2016-08-12 at 10:22 PM UTC
Esplender
Tuskegee Airman
[my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
You can always order in bulk from the Chinese at a great value if you wanna be jedi about it.
2016-08-15 at 4:28 PM UTC
I'm sure it'll sound real funny to the pigs when someone wonders why a man with a bunch of knives is on their neighbor's lawn. Planting a bunch of stakes takes too long. Always be in and out with bad ideas.
