I try not to, I actually threw up last week in a gas station bathroom, tossed my cookies in the sink and just left, couldn't stand it.
I used to work at a male dominated italian restaurant and a girl got hired and one night my manager jason sanchez was standing outside of the only bahtroom we had waiting to use it, and the chick came out and he caught the door and just stuck his head in and took a huge whiff and let out sigh of pleasure, that chick looked so freaked out/ embarassed. we fell about the place.
One time though I let out an explosive burping butthole ripper in my toilet and I didn't have any toilet paper, I forgot that I had just bought some and it was in my room, so I had to tighten up my ass and waddle my way to my room to get the tp. When I came back my cat was standing up against the toilet, paws on the seat and was like "stew?!" and stuck his head in and smelled it and he immediately collapsed/fainted and then got back up and ran away.
