my liver just died

1. 2018-12-10 at 3:19 PM UTC

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   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   does anyone have access to seventh level cleric spells?
2. 2018-12-10 at 3:21 PM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Did you really get liver problems? Cause that'd suck almost as hard as your dad sucked my dick last night.
3. 2018-12-10 at 3:25 PM UTC

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   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   naw last time the doctors checked my liver (I was drinking harder and on a bunch of drugs) everything was peachy. I mean, time catches up to you, but im not worried
4. 2018-12-10 at 3:26 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I can give you a d4 on ability checks
5. 2018-12-10 at 3:29 PM UTC

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   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   thanks bro i appreciate the help
6. 2018-12-10 at 4 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box naw last time the doctors checked my liver (I was drinking harder and on a bunch of drugs) everything was peachy…

   
   Doesn't really mean anything. Doctors are some of the stupidest and most incompetent people on the planet. In 9 out of 10 cases, you would have been more accurate and better off to just diagnose yourself. I mean, these clowns are seriously out to lunch. If there was something wrong with your liver, these senseless tits sure wouldn't know about it until it was far too late. They like the big $$$, and that's about it.
7. 2018-12-10 at 4:13 PM UTC

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   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Doesn't really mean anything. Doctors are some of the stupidest and most incompetent people on the planet. In 9 out of 10 cases, you would have been more accurate and better off to just diagnose yourself. I mean, these clowns are seriously out to lunch. If there was something wrong with your liver, these senseless tits sure wouldn't know about it until it was far too late. They like the big $$$, and that's about it.

   
   oh yeah I know. anyway my liver is fine, I pray to the glutathione gods.
8. 2018-12-10 at 4:13 PM UTC

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   Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
   You do know they don't mention things like fatty liver disease to you most of the time.
9. 2018-12-10 at 4:34 PM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Doesn't really mean anything. Doctors are some of the stupidest and most incompetent people on the planet. In 9 out of 10 cases, you would have been more accurate and better off to just diagnose yourself. I mean, these clowns are seriously out to lunch. If there was something wrong with your liver, these senseless tits sure wouldn't know about it until it was far too late. They like the big $$$, and that's about it.

   
   Uh, tests are a bit different. Tests don't lie. There's zero room for incompetence here. You know the test will be right unless there's some rare mix up. But then you get a lawsuit so its ok
   
   Also fatty liver disease is absolutely detectable in a standard GOT/GPT liver function test.
10. 2018-12-10 at 4:54 PM UTC

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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    eat nutmeg, fuck the police
11. 2018-12-10 at 5:35 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Chop it and fry it with onions.
    
    A little salt and pepper to taste.
12. 2018-12-10 at 5:39 PM UTC

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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Chop it and fry it with onions.
    
    A little salt and pepper to taste.

    
    might as well cook it up like pate, with plenty of sherry and shallot and garlic and all sorts of delicious spices. wow im getting hungry
13. 2018-12-10 at 5:40 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Exactly.U can live a long and prosperous life without a liver!!
14. 2018-12-10 at 5:42 PM UTC

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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    no, no you need a lot of liver, from all sorts of feathered fucks.
15. 2018-12-10 at 5:58 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    hunt them
16. 2018-12-10 at 6:01 PM UTC

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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by mashlehash hunt them

    
    feed ducks butter
17. 2018-12-10 at 11:57 PM UTC

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    totse3.com Space Nigga
    "ouch my liver"
    
    wasn't that the name of the medical forum on totse?