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I used to think Flat Earthers were just being satirical and/or trolling

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    That is, until I actually met one IRL.

    They are very real.

    I'm willing to bet that there are some right here on NIS, too.

    If you truly believe that the earth is, in fact, flat, and not spherical, state your case here.
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    I believe in the donut earth theory
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Gayesian Priors I believe in the donut earth theory

    Where the Earth is round, but there is a massive, gaping hole somewhere out there?

    Incoming 'yo momma' joke in 3... 2... 1...
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Perhaps they really don't think the Earth is flat... they are just anti-establishment.
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    Originally posted by WellHung Perhaps they really don't think the Earth is flat… they are just anti-establishment.

    I am telling you, it is a donut.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    I believe everything is flat

    https://niggasin.space/thread/24051

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man The Earth is Flat because EVERYTHING is Flat

    we just perceive it as 3D because the way our eyes absorb light and transfer the data to our brains.
    Thats why its so easy to draw a box into a cube because it's not 2D to 3D (mathematically it is) but physically the actual drawing is always flat.


    (flat images viewed by your flat eye on a flat computer)


    This picture looks "3D" like everything is encased withing a cylindrical grid but that is actually not the case.

    Now lets say you are actually viewing a lion in a cage in real life



    Clearly the Lion is on top of the grass, and behind a cage. You can perceive the depth because it does exist and you are viewing it all in one clear picture with your eyes. You can put your finger in front of your eye and it will always be in front of the cage, unless you put your hand behind the cage and view it on the other side.

    It might seem like you are interacting with a 3D world and viewing the 2D image of this but its actually a 2D world.

    Our mind crates the depth between objects and their arrangement, its all just an illusion. Thats why you see fractals and trippy shit when you do certain drugs because thats actually what reality looks like when your brain can't trick itself into viewing everything as 3D.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shape_of_the_universe



    https://www.space.com/34928-the-universe-is-flat-now-what.html
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    It's crazy because people didn't actually believe the Earth was flat back in the day. There are A LOT of maps showing that people mostly knew they hadn't exactly mapped the globe.

    Columbus thought that shit was empty. At first he believed he went off course and landed in Japan. But he was actually solidly on course, his theory was just wrong about there being nothing.

    Then as it came out, and more was charted, we had maps where basically the pacific ocean was tiny and the americas only had east coasts. Maps from this era are interesting because the dimensions and locations of things are so off, it's a wonder they found ANYTHING.

    Imagine crossing the ocean without GPS, but also without accurate maps.

    Really its fucking incredible people used to travel hundreds of miles to sack cities. I don't know if everybody was asking for directions or what but I feel like it was probably pretty easy to accidentally pillage the wrong place.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    In Tolkien's legendarium, the earth was flat for a few thousand years and then was roundified because of hubris.
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    Hubris = gravity confirmed, consciousness solves quantum physics
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    The earth has a big butt due to skanks eatin fast food..
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    Originally posted by mikeyagain The earth has a big butt due to skanks eatin fast food..

    More like fat's food
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    Even beta cuck Eratosthenes calculated the earth's circumference like 2300 years ago, nobody seriously thought this shit was flat.

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Our ancestors were on another fucking level.

    Like end boss tier but with starter town equipment.
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    Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    Spherecucks are the worst. They've never even seen a circular earth, but they genuinely believe their bullshit. It's pathetic.

    All the evidence shows that the earth is in fact not only flat, but the fixed point around which the various astronomical points pivot (nothing "orbits").

    I have no idea why this is controversial.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Go fuck yourself, MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING.
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    Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    Originally posted by WellHung Go fuck yourself, MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING.

    Go suck NASA's spherical balls, you gullible hypercuck.
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    Mario64 looks 3D but it's really just 2D. The universe could be similarly displayed as 3D on a 2D monitor.
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    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    The flat earth society claims members all across the globe.
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    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho The flat earth society claims members all across the flat.

    fixed
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    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Are you a flatter?
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