2018-12-06 at 7:40 PM UTC
Esplode
I ate a buncha crunch a munch
2018-12-06 at 7:41 PM UTC
I think you have to chug a bottle of diet Pepsi too
2018-12-06 at 7:48 PM UTC
What a bizarre way to obtain a bus ticket. Tell Malice I said hello.
2018-12-06 at 7:50 PM UTC
My stomach feels weird but no explosions yet
2018-12-07 at 4:05 AM UTC
Ughhu
Tuskegee Airman
[tepidly antiquate my affinity]
One time when I was super hungover I had an alka seltzer and promptly puked up all this lemon lime foam. It was an experience
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2018-12-07 at 4:20 AM UTC
Ughhu
Tuskegee Airman
[tepidly antiquate my affinity]
I found the humour in it a few hours later. I was on my way to work so I hated myself until coffee break and had some greasy food. Now I laugh thinking back on it
2018-12-07 at 6:54 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
drink a liter each of red paint and seltzer, go somewhere public and jump up and down