When I die.

1. 2018-12-06 at 12:11 AM UTC

   #1
   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   Please don't gather everyone in D.C. and then fly me all around the country on Air Force 1 with the U.S. flag draped on my coffin OK? Just cremate me and be done with it.
   
   These are my final wishes.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • hydromorphone
2. 2018-12-06 at 12:19 AM UTC

   #2
   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   Or I could have done a thread about how much does it cost the taxpayers when a former president dies?
3. 2018-12-06 at 4:24 PM UTC

   #3
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb Please don't gather everyone in D.C. and then fly me all around the country on Air Force 1 with the U.S. flag draped on my coffin OK? Just cremate me and be done with it.
   
   These are my final wishes.

   
   Indeed. Lol seems exhausting. So much for "rest in peace" as u r being paraded around like a bearded lady in a circus.
4. 2018-12-20 at 10:49 AM UTC

   #4
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]